Jongler
@modernmouthmic.bsky.social
✱ Mike is definitely a cowboy!
✱ Mike is definitely a cowboy!
Yeah. 'Course youse do.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yeah. 'Course youse do.
But I woulda felts bad, if I's did. Youse deserves ta be celebrated.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
But I woulda felts bad, if I's did. Youse deserves ta be celebrated.
Yeah. No problem, boss.
I's even remembered it myself.
* ( They look rather proud of this fact. Not that the date is forgettable, but more so that they're somewhat forgetful. . . )
I's even remembered it myself.
* ( They look rather proud of this fact. Not that the date is forgettable, but more so that they're somewhat forgetful. . . )
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yeah. No problem, boss.
I's even remembered it myself.
* ( They look rather proud of this fact. Not that the date is forgettable, but more so that they're somewhat forgetful. . . )
I's even remembered it myself.
* ( They look rather proud of this fact. Not that the date is forgettable, but more so that they're somewhat forgetful. . . )
. . . 💧
Uh. Yeah. I's tried my best.
* ( Real sheepish, rubbing the back of their head. )
Uh. Yeah. I's tried my best.
* ( Real sheepish, rubbing the back of their head. )
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
. . . 💧
Uh. Yeah. I's tried my best.
* ( Real sheepish, rubbing the back of their head. )
Uh. Yeah. I's tried my best.
* ( Real sheepish, rubbing the back of their head. )
* ( Blowing a party horn but really lightly so it doesn't scare the shit out of her. )
* ( They've baked an absolutely dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up )
* ( They've baked an absolutely dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up )
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
* ( Blowing a party horn but really lightly so it doesn't scare the shit out of her. )
* ( They've baked an absolutely dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up )
* ( They've baked an absolutely dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up )
* ( <-- Waiting just over in the other room for her to walk in so they can surprise her with the cake they tried to make )
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
* ( <-- Waiting just over in the other room for her to walk in so they can surprise her with the cake they tried to make )
* ( Still all blushy. Hand to their face like an anime girl. )
. . . Uhhh thanks .
* ( ??? )
. . . Uhhh thanks .
* ( ??? )
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
* ( Still all blushy. Hand to their face like an anime girl. )
. . . Uhhh thanks .
* ( ??? )
. . . Uhhh thanks .
* ( ??? )
Huh?
* ( Glancing up. Blushing. . . But they lean down. )
* ( Glancing up. Blushing. . . But they lean down. )
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Huh?
* ( Glancing up. Blushing. . . But they lean down. )
* ( Glancing up. Blushing. . . But they lean down. )
. . .
* ( Reaching to pet her real gentle with one finger. )
* ( Reaching to pet her real gentle with one finger. )
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
. . .
* ( Reaching to pet her real gentle with one finger. )
* ( Reaching to pet her real gentle with one finger. )
* ( Ohh. . . Cute. . . )
Yeah? Y'likes it dere?
Yeah? Y'likes it dere?
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
* ( Ohh. . . Cute. . . )
Yeah? Y'likes it dere?
Yeah? Y'likes it dere?
* ( They lean down real careful and. . . on account of not having lips, they sorta just nuzzle her on the cheek all shy in return. )
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
* ( They lean down real careful and. . . on account of not having lips, they sorta just nuzzle her on the cheek all shy in return. )
* ( Leaaaning down, and scooping her up into their hand. )
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
* ( Leaaaning down, and scooping her up into their hand. )
. . . Youse, uhh. Needs a little help dere, pal?
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
. . . Youse, uhh. Needs a little help dere, pal?
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* ( Blushing. And doing this 👉👈. )
* ( Blushing. And doing this 👉👈. )
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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* ( Blushing. And doing this 👉👈. )
* ( Blushing. And doing this 👉👈. )
, Okay.
* ( They've already accepted their fate )
* ( They've already accepted their fate )
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
, Okay.
* ( They've already accepted their fate )
* ( They've already accepted their fate )
Yeah I's noticed dat
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yeah I's noticed dat
Yeah. Uh. You's so. . . small.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yeah. Uh. You's so. . . small.
Dat's awright. I gets it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Dat's awright. I gets it.
I thinks you's cute an' I still takes youse seriously.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I thinks you's cute an' I still takes youse seriously.