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mochie 🏳️‍⚧️
@mochienya.bsky.social
transfem puppygirl rotten far beyond saving
used by nixos
🩵 @cassie.has.pet is my master :3
https://puppy.f53.dev
Pinned
there's too much winning
this thing I found in cassie's car that's probably legally alive by now. it smelled like chocolate raisins and I wasn't allowed to take a bite
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
happy new years to everyone in EST!! (I think there's a lot of you)
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I'd buy a pizza for developers who consistently do "x.y.(z + 1): minor bugfixes and optimizations" for years
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
just saw a car with "niri" as it's license plate. I wonder if they were a developer for the scrolling wayland compositor or something else I don't know about
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by mochie 🏳️‍⚧️
These dog cookies from the Petco dog treat bar thing taste exactly like golden oreos according to my dog @mochienya.bsky.social
Get them for your puppygirl today!
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
merry christmas to you too, donald jonald trump
never say christmas can't bring us all together 🥺💕
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
ok so apparently my skin has unusually high grip and thermal conductivity?? idk what this really means but
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"the device" on very high gets more frames than my home setup on medium-high (cs2)
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
my sixth sense is "microwave almost done"
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ok so don't eat seaweed in denver
repenting into the toilet for the sin of consuming american kibble
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me when I accidentally left the hypnotizinator on the wrong setting so the quiet college kid starts humping furniture and barking instead of assassinating peter thiel
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
blue gator aid with rapefruit juice is actually fire
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
repenting into the toilet for the sin of consuming american kibble
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
if my kibble has different thingiws on the plate I'm either eating them seperately one by one or mixing the entire thing into unrecognizable homogenous slop
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
finally home, I started the trip at fucking 1766034053
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ok apparently ALL lithium batteries are banned from checked in luggage now?? I hate you smasnug
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm honestly mildly concerned about what the fuck I just let into my body. I was sleeping overnight at LAX cause my flight got delayed and i was feeling thirsty so I tried their free bottled water but it just did nothing?? like I drank that entire thing in a few seconds and my throat was still 1/2
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
sending good fortune to whoever put 2 genuinely good pillows in some mildly cozy corner in copenhagen airport
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
me: "where is oregon"
cassie: "portland"
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
every time i use my deTangleInator in the shower it looks like i shed an entire winter coat at once
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
another day, another shader pre-caching update for counter-strike 2
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
tomla harris
json biden
richard nixon
barack ocaml
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
took you long enough sleepy jo- tump-kun..
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by mochie 🏳️‍⚧️
nixos is like linux for women
June 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM