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I wanted to check if I had powder on my nose and I ended up saving face so hard I had to share
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if i reply to your selfie at all i'm probably down worse than the most pathetic woman you've ever seen in any piece of fiction ever
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
if i reply to your selfie at all i'm probably down worse than the most pathetic woman you've ever seen in any piece of fiction ever
Affirming my gender by only expressing tame liberal feminist opinions around women I want to fuck and then calling them sexist if they notice. Like a real man
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Affirming my gender by only expressing tame liberal feminist opinions around women I want to fuck and then calling them sexist if they notice. Like a real man
Gen AI will eventually end up replacing deviant art knees inflation sonic fetish artists. Sad times
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Gen AI will eventually end up replacing deviant art knees inflation sonic fetish artists. Sad times
It's not too late to date that unattractive and socially inept person that you'll have to care for like they're a mentally ill baby that also abuses you
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It's not too late to date that unattractive and socially inept person that you'll have to care for like they're a mentally ill baby that also abuses you
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it's so epic how one of the only times trans men ever get brought up is when transphobes gawk at the idea of pregnant men. it's so cool how even in the rhetoric used to deny our existence, we are still reduced to our reproductive capabilities
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
it's so epic how one of the only times trans men ever get brought up is when transphobes gawk at the idea of pregnant men. it's so cool how even in the rhetoric used to deny our existence, we are still reduced to our reproductive capabilities
The guy who invented public toilets was probably so fucking gay
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The guy who invented public toilets was probably so fucking gay
(Evil boomer) I love my wife. Fuck barbecue
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
(Evil boomer) I love my wife. Fuck barbecue
Some shit I doodle TN while high
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Some shit I doodle TN while high
I don't want to get worse I don't want to get better I want to get normaler
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't want to get worse I don't want to get better I want to get normaler
Stop being a victim. Become a psych patient.
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Stop being a victim. Become a psych patient.
My life is an after school special I am a cautionary tale. Don't ruin ur life because u might end up as cringe as me
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My life is an after school special I am a cautionary tale. Don't ruin ur life because u might end up as cringe as me
I wanted to check if I had powder on my nose and I ended up saving face so hard I had to share
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I wanted to check if I had powder on my nose and I ended up saving face so hard I had to share
3 disabled people in a room full of drugs that try to vote out someone to get up and get a bottle of water. This is gonna end in a gruesome fight
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
3 disabled people in a room full of drugs that try to vote out someone to get up and get a bottle of water. This is gonna end in a gruesome fight
You should NEVER admit that you're drunk BEFORE you get lost in the middle of your friends town without a phone. Looking for you makes the party more fun actually ! Like hide and seek
And YES you should call your ex and maybe also send your estranged mother insulting texts
And YES you should call your ex and maybe also send your estranged mother insulting texts
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You should NEVER admit that you're drunk BEFORE you get lost in the middle of your friends town without a phone. Looking for you makes the party more fun actually ! Like hide and seek
And YES you should call your ex and maybe also send your estranged mother insulting texts
And YES you should call your ex and maybe also send your estranged mother insulting texts
I'm gonna end up smoking fucking salt to mimick cathinones because I cannot spend that much money and I never could. I am actively making my life worse each day I keep using
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm gonna end up smoking fucking salt to mimick cathinones because I cannot spend that much money and I never could. I am actively making my life worse each day I keep using
I would love to make online friends on here btw if u want to chat my dms are so so open
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I would love to make online friends on here btw if u want to chat my dms are so so open
I'm finally gonna get a tattoo on my top surgery scars by the same guys that did my face tat. I'm so fucking excited
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm finally gonna get a tattoo on my top surgery scars by the same guys that did my face tat. I'm so fucking excited
Whenever I die I want à priest to read all my tweets out loud
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Whenever I die I want à priest to read all my tweets out loud
Not only do I bet on losing dogs but I also bet on the dogs that steal my money and hurt my feelings
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Not only do I bet on losing dogs but I also bet on the dogs that steal my money and hurt my feelings
Inside of me there are two wolves. One wants to do crack and heroin and spend whatever I have left on slutty clothes. The other wants to get a job and take my meds.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Inside of me there are two wolves. One wants to do crack and heroin and spend whatever I have left on slutty clothes. The other wants to get a job and take my meds.
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nuclear take: the reason trans men have a reputation as better than cis men and less predisposed to misogynistic violence is because the vast majority of misogynistic abuse committed by them is directed at trans women and nobody gives a fuck about what happens to troons because we’re “asking for it”
January 10, 2026 at 12:17 PM
nuclear take: the reason trans men have a reputation as better than cis men and less predisposed to misogynistic violence is because the vast majority of misogynistic abuse committed by them is directed at trans women and nobody gives a fuck about what happens to troons because we’re “asking for it”
Smoking to make my inner child cough
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Smoking to make my inner child cough
I don't even get high anymore. Medium on a good day
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I don't even get high anymore. Medium on a good day
Most transmasc spaces are soo Uwu safe theyfab shit that once I've been turned down by a bar like that bc they didn't believe I had a pussy lmfao
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Most transmasc spaces are soo Uwu safe theyfab shit that once I've been turned down by a bar like that bc they didn't believe I had a pussy lmfao
To know if a show or movie has had a cultural impact you just need to look up if there's inflation fat gay furry porn of it
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
To know if a show or movie has had a cultural impact you just need to look up if there's inflation fat gay furry porn of it