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From a bio full of stunning errors, here's a classic oldie:

Summers encouraged then-Russian leader Boris Yeltsin to use the same "three-'ations'" of policy he advocated in the Clinton Administration – "privatization, stabilization, and liberalization."

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November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Come for the porn, stay for the witty repartée.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
To scare is human; to misgive, bovine.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Signs point to yes
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scotland, PA

First Hippie Scene

youtu.be/kOXf2FCM4Vk?...
Scotland, PA First Hippie Scene
YouTube video by C.K.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yes, thankfully, that 10% level of doomerism was just too low to prevent the rest of humanity from putting the world well on its current path to a healthy, stable, sustainable environment.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Was you ever bit by a dead ped-... er... bee?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dUZ...
Dead Bee can Bite You
YouTube video by Kurt Riegel
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's raining carsoupials.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm pretty sure the inscription on the gate says, "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate," so, pretty far down, I imagine!
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Humanity would be no worse for wear if there were just two political parties; the Doom Party, and the Gaslight Party. All members of both parties could rest assured that the Gaslighters would always prevail over the Doomers in any contest, thus reducing campaign expenses to zero.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Phew! After the Greenland icesheet melts, the new ballroom should still be about 8 m above sea level:

"Fort Reno ... is the highest point in the city. Its elevation is 420 feet above sea level (Compare with the elevation of the White House at only 50 feet)."

www.nps.gov/cwdw/learn/n...
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hopium can leave a body feeling struck by gaslightning, for which basking in doom rays may be the most effective therapy.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Of course, what really matters is the blame.

You're so nice.
You're not good,
You're not bad,
You're just nice.
I'm not good,
I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the Witch.
You're the world.
I'm the hitch.
I'm what no one believes,
I'm the Witch.
You're all liars and thieves

youtu.be/NW48TK3iJyg?...
Sondheim's Into The Woods - Your Fault & Last Midnight
YouTube video by Some Days You're Barbra
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Throw another doomer on the pyre.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Earth's got a bad case of the dTs.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mad Max Hellscapes require a level of technology that won't be attainable after civilizational collapse.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle! It's chock-full of Upsidaisium!
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Hence:

The whaler, ahold of his dinghy,
Plopped a sou-wester over his thingy.
“Whenever I’m spawning, I always sports awning,”
He said just before getting clingy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A whaler ashore in Nahant,
Asked to reproduce, answered, "I can't.
We're so mired in faeces of our own bloody species,
Procreation would be nonchalant."
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What if they threw a sale, again, and nobody bought, again?

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'But on the ground, the huge new programme has received a tepid response. Locals in Guangdong told the Post the subsidies were unlikely to convince them to up their spending – especially on non-essential items.'
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What if they threw a sale, and nobody bought?
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Outlaw Ocean - www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' ... hmm. On second thought, ye'll tak' the low road, and I'll tak' the high road!
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Geo-engineering idea: Lower the currently feverish Arctic and Antarctic temperatures by airdropping humanity's now-discarded Tylenol supply over the Earth’s polar regions. Repeat ever 4 hours.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM