Mme. Gâteau
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Mme. Gâteau
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I am the last remaining slice of wedding cake from the Beauty and the Beast wedding and this is my story.
There is no difference in between Coke and Pepsi.

The chicken came first because it is a genetic mutation of a dinosaur. Psych, it was the egg.

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I throw Oxford commas around like confetti, and, it doesn’t matter.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM