Fahkin' Bahstin Bahstid
@mmaug.bsky.social
(He/Him; Assigned FEMALE by US Govt);
Software Freedom;
https://mastodon.social/@mmaug;
Obnoxious, both drunk and sober;
⚾ Red Sox, 🏒Bruins;
SQL, GNU Emacs, GNU/Linux
https://www.fsf.org/
https://sfconservancy.org/
Software Freedom;
https://mastodon.social/@mmaug;
Obnoxious, both drunk and sober;
⚾ Red Sox, 🏒Bruins;
SQL, GNU Emacs, GNU/Linux
https://www.fsf.org/
https://sfconservancy.org/
Avoid the problem—don't buy presents!
(There's a reason no one likes me. Hell, even I don't like me)
(There's a reason no one likes me. Hell, even I don't like me)
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Avoid the problem—don't buy presents!
(There's a reason no one likes me. Hell, even I don't like me)
(There's a reason no one likes me. Hell, even I don't like me)
I can confirm you can write
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I can confirm you can write
My brother ordered a new coffee maker when his failed. Once the new one arrived it didn't work either, I reset the breaker which he assured me he had done when the original "broke".
Turns out he didn't know how to reset the breaker…🤦♂️
Turns out he didn't know how to reset the breaker…🤦♂️
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My brother ordered a new coffee maker when his failed. Once the new one arrived it didn't work either, I reset the breaker which he assured me he had done when the original "broke".
Turns out he didn't know how to reset the breaker…🤦♂️
Turns out he didn't know how to reset the breaker…🤦♂️
Dealing with that creature myself this week. 😡 Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean that the rest of us are at your beck and call
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dealing with that creature myself this week. 😡 Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean that the rest of us are at your beck and call
That's not a dog—that's a ploofie duster! They sell those in the supermarket next to the Swiffers 😁
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
That's not a dog—that's a ploofie duster! They sell those in the supermarket next to the Swiffers 😁
The "Content Creator" industry may have started as an alternative to traditional media and marketing, but it's become yet another Hydra head of the right-wing chaos generator. Chaos keeps those who fear rocking-the-boat from supporting what they know is right and right disruption
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The "Content Creator" industry may have started as an alternative to traditional media and marketing, but it's become yet another Hydra head of the right-wing chaos generator. Chaos keeps those who fear rocking-the-boat from supporting what they know is right and right disruption
When the rhetoric about "Fake News" and failing media gets to the point that people won't talk to or trust journalists with a proven track record and a long history of providing accurate and insightful reporting, we as a society suffer in the information vacuum 💙
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When the rhetoric about "Fake News" and failing media gets to the point that people won't talk to or trust journalists with a proven track record and a long history of providing accurate and insightful reporting, we as a society suffer in the information vacuum 💙
Those types are always single—or under a court-order to stay 1,000 feet away.
As someone who has a family, the man's role is to be all-in because your partner is, do what you are told, and STFU 😂
As someone who has a family, the man's role is to be all-in because your partner is, do what you are told, and STFU 😂
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Those types are always single—or under a court-order to stay 1,000 feet away.
As someone who has a family, the man's role is to be all-in because your partner is, do what you are told, and STFU 😂
As someone who has a family, the man's role is to be all-in because your partner is, do what you are told, and STFU 😂
Santa has his cap; Mikey's got his helmet. It may have cost him a cornerless room in DC, but turkey carcass collecting wouldn't be the same without it. Willy Horton be damned!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Santa has his cap; Mikey's got his helmet. It may have cost him a cornerless room in DC, but turkey carcass collecting wouldn't be the same without it. Willy Horton be damned!
I hope no one decides to peek just to be sure and we end up with the cave scene from Raiders… 🤔
a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him
Alt: a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him; and then all Nazis melt and die in flames
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope no one decides to peek just to be sure and we end up with the cave scene from Raiders… 🤔
But fathers fighting for your lap space doesn't count! 🤣
I'll see myself out…
I'll see myself out…
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
But fathers fighting for your lap space doesn't count! 🤣
I'll see myself out…
I'll see myself out…
What does your mom know, and when did she know it?
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What does your mom know, and when did she know it?
Ok, equating a cat with Brad maybe taking it too far. 😂 I'm an introvert and severely ADHD who burns out on people in minutes; cats are more my speed. I grew up with a cat who'd choose a lap over everything else if things were chill, otherwise they'd go hide
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok, equating a cat with Brad maybe taking it too far. 😂 I'm an introvert and severely ADHD who burns out on people in minutes; cats are more my speed. I grew up with a cat who'd choose a lap over everything else if things were chill, otherwise they'd go hide
You miss out. A dog is a 4yo boy who wants constant attention and must be supervised; a cat is a 14yo girl with an attitude who generally ignores you but when noone is around for them to impress, they curl up next to you on the couch 😹
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You miss out. A dog is a 4yo boy who wants constant attention and must be supervised; a cat is a 14yo girl with an attitude who generally ignores you but when noone is around for them to impress, they curl up next to you on the couch 😹
Well Trump's instincts about Jeffrey were right on—"This guy is gonna get me lots of very young p*ssy!"
JD is playing to the base; Drumpf is fading fast so JD can't get involved in the Epstein stuff. And JD must be seen as a supporter, so he portrays DJT as a deity so that JD can inherit the crown
JD is playing to the base; Drumpf is fading fast so JD can't get involved in the Epstein stuff. And JD must be seen as a supporter, so he portrays DJT as a deity so that JD can inherit the crown
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well Trump's instincts about Jeffrey were right on—"This guy is gonna get me lots of very young p*ssy!"
JD is playing to the base; Drumpf is fading fast so JD can't get involved in the Epstein stuff. And JD must be seen as a supporter, so he portrays DJT as a deity so that JD can inherit the crown
JD is playing to the base; Drumpf is fading fast so JD can't get involved in the Epstein stuff. And JD must be seen as a supporter, so he portrays DJT as a deity so that JD can inherit the crown
That one looks like you—the others…?
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That one looks like you—the others…?
Zep is a lullaby for me; I grew up on that stuff, and I rarely went in as far as Boylston
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Zep is a lullaby for me; I grew up on that stuff, and I rarely went in as far as Boylston
I was fine until I saw the owl's eyes…
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was fine until I saw the owl's eyes…
Because we like the abandoned building in our neighborhood?
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Because we like the abandoned building in our neighborhood?
UUs seemed to have recognized how problematic religion was, and voted themselves off the island.
Half of the old ladies in the congregation went by "Sunshine" in their late teens/early twenties, and spent a summer living in the back of some guys van as they followed The Dead on tour.
Half of the old ladies in the congregation went by "Sunshine" in their late teens/early twenties, and spent a summer living in the back of some guys van as they followed The Dead on tour.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
UUs seemed to have recognized how problematic religion was, and voted themselves off the island.
Half of the old ladies in the congregation went by "Sunshine" in their late teens/early twenties, and spent a summer living in the back of some guys van as they followed The Dead on tour.
Half of the old ladies in the congregation went by "Sunshine" in their late teens/early twenties, and spent a summer living in the back of some guys van as they followed The Dead on tour.
I was nervous just walking into the church to do the crypt tour. I probably watched Dogma too many times and expected to be struck down
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I was nervous just walking into the church to do the crypt tour. I probably watched Dogma too many times and expected to be struck down
Did you visit the crypts?
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Did you visit the crypts?