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*Enters LabCorp*
Oh yeah, I’m a fainter btw.
LabCorp employees:
Oh yeah, I’m a fainter btw.
LabCorp employees:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
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December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*Enters LabCorp*
Oh yeah, I’m a fainter btw.
LabCorp employees:
Oh yeah, I’m a fainter btw.
LabCorp employees:
This weird smog on OC is straight up giving tornado sky.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This weird smog on OC is straight up giving tornado sky.
Hi. Hello.
I don’t want to do this today.
I don’t want to do this today.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hi. Hello.
I don’t want to do this today.
I don’t want to do this today.
Finally watching this season of RHOC because it was such a snooze and they very much buried the good part at the end.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Finally watching this season of RHOC because it was such a snooze and they very much buried the good part at the end.
Every Tuesday-Thursday morning I check Google Maps, and every time it defaults to me walking for 11 hours to my office instead of driving.
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every Tuesday-Thursday morning I check Google Maps, and every time it defaults to me walking for 11 hours to my office instead of driving.
*me reading about where in SC the measles outbreak is*
a woman in a black coat is looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a black coat is looking at the camera
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December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*me reading about where in SC the measles outbreak is*
Not Shannon dictating the cast trip so she can… go see her daughter.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not Shannon dictating the cast trip so she can… go see her daughter.
Just out here doing eldest daughter Christmas magic.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just out here doing eldest daughter Christmas magic.
Nothing quite gives me the ick and gets my hackles up as a lone man on the street who addresses my 60lb shepherd looking dog with “I’m nice, I’m a friend.”
We aren’t so go away.
We aren’t so go away.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nothing quite gives me the ick and gets my hackles up as a lone man on the street who addresses my 60lb shepherd looking dog with “I’m nice, I’m a friend.”
We aren’t so go away.
We aren’t so go away.
I don’t have to hide wrapped gifts from kids. I have to hide them from my dog who was taught how to open wrapping paper.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I don’t have to hide wrapped gifts from kids. I have to hide them from my dog who was taught how to open wrapping paper.
Went to Target. Thought I should grab more wrapping paper. Decided I didn’t need it.
Guess who needs more wrapping paper.
Guess who needs more wrapping paper.
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Went to Target. Thought I should grab more wrapping paper. Decided I didn’t need it.
Guess who needs more wrapping paper.
Guess who needs more wrapping paper.
If you have strong opinions about gift wrapping tape, don’t doubt yourself when you’re pretty sure.
Otherwise you get that crummy tape you hate and then you’re mad at yourself.
Otherwise you get that crummy tape you hate and then you’re mad at yourself.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you have strong opinions about gift wrapping tape, don’t doubt yourself when you’re pretty sure.
Otherwise you get that crummy tape you hate and then you’re mad at yourself.
Otherwise you get that crummy tape you hate and then you’re mad at yourself.
Yes, of course I have a kitchen island that’s nine feet long, but I’m wrapping holiday gifts on the ground like a troll.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yes, of course I have a kitchen island that’s nine feet long, but I’m wrapping holiday gifts on the ground like a troll.
Watching these men meltdown over how ✨unfair✨ the CFB playoffs thing is, reminds me that we’re so lucky that women are the emotional ones.
a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table and making a funny face .
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December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watching these men meltdown over how ✨unfair✨ the CFB playoffs thing is, reminds me that we’re so lucky that women are the emotional ones.
I had Kybella injected two weeks ago today and if my results keep trending the way they seem to be I’m gonna be very happy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I had Kybella injected two weeks ago today and if my results keep trending the way they seem to be I’m gonna be very happy.
I’m begging whoever has been nonstop coughing literally every eight minutes (I timed it) for the last three days, to go home. Please.
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m begging whoever has been nonstop coughing literally every eight minutes (I timed it) for the last three days, to go home. Please.
Mom, my lower left eyelid is twitching. Make it stop.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mom, my lower left eyelid is twitching. Make it stop.
Why in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would I want AI to navigate for me?
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would I want AI to navigate for me?
Every week I meal prep this same lunch for in the office and every other one of those weeks I without fail, forget a main ingredient.
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every week I meal prep this same lunch for in the office and every other one of those weeks I without fail, forget a main ingredient.
Why is cleaning hairbrushes the worst, but especially the dry shampoo hairbrush a task from hell?
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why is cleaning hairbrushes the worst, but especially the dry shampoo hairbrush a task from hell?
Jesus, please let my favorite food (mashed potatoes) not be made with half-n-half this year.
Love,
Meghan
Love,
Meghan
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jesus, please let my favorite food (mashed potatoes) not be made with half-n-half this year.
Love,
Meghan
Love,
Meghan
I just finally relocated my primary car key fob after it was missing for almost a week and a half so yeah, it’s time for an AirTag.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just finally relocated my primary car key fob after it was missing for almost a week and a half so yeah, it’s time for an AirTag.
Reposted by M
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
And I couldn’t help but wonder, as I do semi-annually, if I should buy hot rollers.
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And I couldn’t help but wonder, as I do semi-annually, if I should buy hot rollers.
My favorite is when people in CA pull some sort of “LOL YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT CA WEATHER” and then hate hearing there are indeed other places with similar weather outside CA.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My favorite is when people in CA pull some sort of “LOL YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT CA WEATHER” and then hate hearing there are indeed other places with similar weather outside CA.