Oh my god I’d forgotten about the waterbed

If you use this post to dunk on coal miners and imply that they somehow deserve to die in indescribable pain because you assume they didn’t vote for the Democrat, you are a bad person

Gotta listen on island time m’man

They should just call the place “MEAL”

I can’t explain this but I was in Columbus and saw a restaurant called BLunch and immediately thought of you

Just walked down an aisle at Kroger with no less than three dudes in the midst of reassuring phone conversations