Marla Lecin
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Marla Lecin
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Mom, active volunteer, website designer, SCA participant, RVer. Trying to keep in touch with friends, keep up with the news, and find some amusing things to read here.
You can sue comedians for making jokes about you? The lawyers must have been working overtime after the Trump Roast....
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Does he take his passport with him when he walks his dog in the morning? If not, is he okay with ICE detaining him for hours, for not being able to prove citizenship? I've seen lots of reports where they did not even give ppl a chance to retrieve their papers to show them.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"I should've taken more pictures when I had you [but due to the electrical grid crisis I could not charge my phone. Let's petition our elected officials to fix PR's infrastructure!] And if I get drunk today, I hope they help me out."
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
When they were proposed as the state bird in 1935, one senator suggested that a crow, buzzard, sparrow or pigeon would be better alternatives as they are more often seen.
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
1) No. (New Jersey).

2) Apparently, it's the Eastern goldfinch. A vibrant yellow, so I think I would have noticed them, but "although they live year-round in NJ, many residents have never seen one. They are usually found perched high in a tree unless attracted to a feeder in someone’s yard."
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Are you sure it doesn't say "Slartibartfast" in old Magrathean?
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
For most kids, the only paper that could prove their citizenship would be a birth certificate. And parents usually keep those in a safe place so they don't get lost!
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Well, he does kinda waddle when he walks....
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
During a landing a plane has usually used up much of the fuel. A full tank makes the plane much heavier and takes more time/space to brake when landing.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I thought they were supposed to get encouraging people to self deport.....
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You know, an Olympic athlete could give him their gold medal, too - but it doesn't mean he won an Olympic event.

A Nobel peace prize winner cannot designate Trump to be the recipient of the prize.
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Oh, Xi didn't tell you? Maybe you could ask your military and intelligence chiefs to give you, as the commander-in-chief, an update on a regular basis. Say, a Presidential Daily Briefing....
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He identified the *camel* as a giraffe! 🤣🤣
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Are those the giraffe and the hippo he mentioned? Yeah, he "aced" it, all right.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Tragedia dell'arte?
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The test actually has a camel. So, nope, he can't identify a giraffe.
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And the right answer is, NONE of them is the giraffe. The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has a Lion, a Rhinoceros (not a hippo) and a Camel.
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has a Lion, a *Rhinoceros* and a *Camel*.
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I *knew* that's what they thought! If raising a price from $10 to $100 is a 900% increase, then reducing it from $100 to $10 must be a 900% decrease, right?

Right??

Right???
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So, "Young Gaston"?
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM