Rockalina was an adult eastern box turtle living in the wild when she was taken into a New York home in 1977. When a reptile rehabilitation center got a hold of her this February, they worried for her survival.

Mark Warner to be watching the speech from his cuck chair:

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

What an evil, uncharismatic choad.

The fired staffers were tasked with making sure medications given to animals work well and are safe.

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”

[power chords]

Northern Flicker bursting into flight, showing off the yellow underside of his wings. Flickers in western North America have red shafted feathers instead of yellow.

Duo, quit guilt tripping me for not brushing up on my Spanish. The world’s on fire and I have the flu.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

The Virginia Board of Elections voted unanimously to remove the Waynesboro Board of Elections chairman from his position after he attempted to refuse certification ahead of the 2024 election and cast doubt on the security of voting machines.

Amen.

A real American hero 🇺🇸

We are all lucky dogs.

Stocking all the little libraries in my neighborhood today. #herps #booksky #snakes

#makenazisafraidagain