Here I was thinking you were off the drugs 😂

Here's me growing up with books, own some books that belonged to my Mum and my Nana (I love a good 1930/40's girls own adventure!) and I still can't get wordle as fast as you 😂

Wait, no books ?! I would not have picked you as someone that grew up in a no book house !😳

Hey! Let them add all the salt they want, the more the merrier I say! Let's get those arteries nice and hard and fully blocked 😁

I too am a boy mum, and I can tell you, my boy is the most handsomenest of all the boys
(your boy looks lovely)

I'm Australian so of course half my friends are Greek. Organising the Easter camping trips involves following two calendars 😏

I think the most important question is, how did she get to the top of the wardrobe 🤨
(go high, harder for them to accidently come across it 😉)

My husband is an Aquarian. Everything I read about them wasn't him at all, until someone brought into work a book titled
"How to spot a bastard by his star sign"
and everything in there was spot on 😂
(been married 25 years so not too much of a bastard 😉)

Once spent a panicked few minutes trying to find my glasses at the supermarket. Packed the bag, paid the lady, got out my keys and couldn't find my glasses ANYWHERE !!! my god where are they ????
on my face, i was wearing them 🤓