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mj 🍻 / chimirick 🎮
@mjstone.bsky.social
they/them;she/her. aka: chimirick.
beer/bourbon, bi, episcopal, seattle, social issues, sports, tech, tennessee?, video games, idiocy. and cats.
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I am not the best person at keeping up with folks, I know this is a part of my ADHD, but if I've known y'all for more than 10 years on this here internet, please reach out when you're in Seattle.
I just realized I wasn't able to legally drink the last time Tennessee won in the swamp (before this one)
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My favorite thing in life is where I'm not the problem at the bar I'm visiting and I just get

AN ENTIRE ROCKS GLASS OF MAKERS MARK.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Overheard in Philly: "I'm going to start crying just to piss you off"
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ever think fucked up sleep schedules are genetic? I may have proof. It is my family fighting sleep and still getting up early.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ever have a whole screaming monologue on a Tuesday to one of the most important people in your life who died 5 years ago.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
not changing the clock on the microwave has paid off.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There's nothing that feels better than knowing the bar got cough drops for you.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes you walk through life with a Gatorade, a seltzer, deli turkey, and a pack of camel blues in your cargo shorts
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's hard to explain when you miss someone because you used their tools.

Sure, I can help you carry these boxes but did you know someone died and all I got was this hand cart.
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So Seattle is having some weather
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Man, being a Tennessee Vols fan is a weird fucking place.
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I hate it when you raise one eyebrow at me"

Well, don't talk about something you don't want to admit to me, my friend
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fine.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Three A Pizza Mart night.
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
MARINERS
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ignore football, devour baseball.
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Oh look. Points, I guess
I suppose the Titans are TECHNICALLY playing football....
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I suppose the Titans are TECHNICALLY playing football....
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just wandering through the Detroit airport its fine.
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
MARINERS.
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mariners. MARINERS. We brought out all of our bullpen. Jesus Christ
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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The Mariners are headed to their first ALCS since 2001 ‼️
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I am going to FIGHT A GODDAMN SIGN TONIGHT.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This game was supposed to start at 1300.
If I WANTED to be EDGED by DETROIT WEATHER I would have taken the job offer there TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Time to let baseball determine my entire personality for a few hours.
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM