🎅🎃 Matt Murphy 🎃🎅
@mjosmurphy.bsky.social
Entomology postdoc!
Studying insect behavioral and sensory ecology.
PhD 2024
Posts are my own opinion
Studying insect behavioral and sensory ecology.
PhD 2024
Posts are my own opinion
even in like 2008, "mods are asleep, post x" was a meme
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
even in like 2008, "mods are asleep, post x" was a meme
Do you have a spice mix that you add in addition to the chiles?
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do you have a spice mix that you add in addition to the chiles?
What if it's more of a comment than a question
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What if it's more of a comment than a question
I wonder if Faine Greenwood knows about these
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I wonder if Faine Greenwood knows about these
Unfortunately gotta hand it to Steve Jobs for designing the iPod without speakers for this exact reason.
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Unfortunately gotta hand it to Steve Jobs for designing the iPod without speakers for this exact reason.
Half expecting the end of the ad faded to white with the slogan "Grass. Just Touch It."
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Half expecting the end of the ad faded to white with the slogan "Grass. Just Touch It."
I never want to hear "GOATee with the sauce" outside of a Jamaican restaurant
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I never want to hear "GOATee with the sauce" outside of a Jamaican restaurant
do you put any rocks in the bird bath for them to perch on while they get their little drink?
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
do you put any rocks in the bird bath for them to perch on while they get their little drink?
Christmas and Easter Catholicism
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Christmas and Easter Catholicism
Boy, we should ask them what Deuteronomy and Revelation have to say about adding to or subtracting from God's word.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Boy, we should ask them what Deuteronomy and Revelation have to say about adding to or subtracting from God's word.
*tunable laser physics, and yes
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
*tunable laser physics, and yes
I think those are called "people who use Brother laser printers"
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I think those are called "people who use Brother laser printers"
why montana if flat?
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
why montana if flat?
I went to visit a family member last summer and found them listening to a 'true crime' youtube. AI script, read by AI, to an AI background. They got mad (at me!!) when I pointed out that none of it was real or even made by a human being.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I went to visit a family member last summer and found them listening to a 'true crime' youtube. AI script, read by AI, to an AI background. They got mad (at me!!) when I pointed out that none of it was real or even made by a human being.
Uh oh, the pedophiles are fighting with each other
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Uh oh, the pedophiles are fighting with each other
yeah, it took me a couple tries too
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
yeah, it took me a couple tries too
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the Catholic Church is Catholic NAMBLA, tbh
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the Catholic Church is Catholic NAMBLA, tbh
So like he effectively multiplies it by 14?
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So like he effectively multiplies it by 14?