The Funniest Dad Ever (/s)
@mjmoller.bsky.social
Pure sunshine.
That’s called a “set-piece” in the soccer biz.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That’s called a “set-piece” in the soccer biz.
What’s queued up?
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What’s queued up?
On the play or the celebration?
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
On the play or the celebration?
Hmmm…does that combo replace his ppg?
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hmmm…does that combo replace his ppg?
Salad tossing?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Salad tossing?
Apparently one can score 43 and still be awful.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Apparently one can score 43 and still be awful.
All they do is win championships. Every. Year. Of. Their. Existence.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
All they do is win championships. Every. Year. Of. Their. Existence.
You’re spelling as if in the final two minutes of a game and you’re the MN Timberwolves.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You’re spelling as if in the final two minutes of a game and you’re the MN Timberwolves.
If I’m choosing between AE and SGA…
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If I’m choosing between AE and SGA…
That’s way too mature for my sour mood rn.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
That’s way too mature for my sour mood rn.
Just so hard to watch rn.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just so hard to watch rn.
A much more balanced first half than the September match in SD. MNUFC not playing back in their heels as much and actually had a SOG. They’ll sneak two in in the 2nd half to win it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A much more balanced first half than the September match in SD. MNUFC not playing back in their heels as much and actually had a SOG. They’ll sneak two in in the 2nd half to win it.
Your phrasing of “9-parter” suggests some unresolved issues in your id.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Your phrasing of “9-parter” suggests some unresolved issues in your id.
Good point. I may be blurring 1976-1980-ish era.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Good point. I may be blurring 1976-1980-ish era.
Rickey Bell!
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rickey Bell!
Was blanking on the running back from USC.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Was blanking on the running back from USC.
Doug Williams, the Selmon bros., Creamsicle unis , 0-14 start. It was glorious.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Doug Williams, the Selmon bros., Creamsicle unis , 0-14 start. It was glorious.
Ever wonder why peanut butter cookies are the only ones requiring the hashtags on the top? 🤷🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ever wonder why peanut butter cookies are the only ones requiring the hashtags on the top? 🤷🏻♂️
He’s doing the Elphaba-G(a)Linda dance from Wicked.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He’s doing the Elphaba-G(a)Linda dance from Wicked.
He’s doing the Elphaba-G(a)Linda dance from Wicked.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He’s doing the Elphaba-G(a)Linda dance from Wicked.
Contingencies and milestones are critical path!
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Contingencies and milestones are critical path!
I hate-love how they have zero fucks to give whether you have somewhere to get to.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I hate-love how they have zero fucks to give whether you have somewhere to get to.
I’m so sorry. That’s terrible news.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m so sorry. That’s terrible news.
Epi-bee-logue.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Epi-bee-logue.