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Same guy last week being sinophobic and for some reason pro-massive cars. Being American truly is a disease.
A Bluesky post: Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan With a screenshot of a Donald trump “Truth” post: I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Manufacturers have long wanted to do this, just like they are so successfully built in other countries. They can be propelled by gasoline, electric, or hybrid. These cars of the very near future are inexpensive, safe, fuel efficient and, quite simply, AMAZING!!! START BUILDING THEM NOW! Thank you to the DOJ and the Departments of Transportation and Environment. ENJOY!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This isn’t even the craziest thing he said in his defence
Screenshot of a series of tweets: P you called SB disgusting, a groomer, an incel P SB disgusts you SB he bullies women - it is disgusting P incel? SB shut in people who don't have relationships P the expression sissy=porn watching GL that was something I feel a little bit of regret about - because that was a guess. I think he does what he does is because he's a sadist. P there are all manner of insults you could have used GL yes P but you chose siss=porn GL it's sissy-porn P you must be more familiar with it than me GL Ohl am - I really am [P calls SB female. GL asks her if she thinks SB really is female - asks her how P thinks SB can be female. J intervenes to tell him this is not what we are here to discuss and P is there...
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Same
Two cats lying on a sofa. A small ginger cat is curled up tightly. A larger white and grey cat is spooning her appearing much larger than her
August 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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It's tough to choose, but I think this is my favourite part of the OceanGate sub report (the next dive did, in fact, kill him)
Screenshot of a report: 4.38.36. On June 12, 2023, OceanGate logged an aborted dive (Dive 87). The location was approximately 400 NM to the northwest of the TITANIC wreck site, in the vicinity of Sable Island National Park, Halifax, Canada. To this point in the TITANIC Survey Expedition 2023, there were had been no "successful" TITAN dives that were able to leave the LARS platform. A mission specialist who participated in Dive 87 stated to the MBI that they felt Mr. Rush was beginning to get "antsy" and "clearly frustrated" and that Mr. Rush made the statement, "I'm going to get a dive in, even if it kills me."
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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This literally just happened to me
A text message notification “MBNA If anyone calls to ask for your passcode, hang up. Your passcode is 444404 for payment t...”
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Going to take this opportunity to shamelessly share my baby’s before and after
A ginger kitten lying comatose in a kennel. She has a drip attached to her front leg and her fur is matted. A beautiful ginger cat loafing in an arm chair. She is looking at the camera and is well groomed and content.
July 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Our nickname for our cat Yuzu is also baby lady (because she is an elegant lady who is also a baby)
A beautiful white and ginger cat perched elegantly on a yellow armchair
January 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Keeping this box indefinitely because it’s his new favourite bed
A white cat curled up fast asleep in a battered cardboard box lined with insulation
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Image macro showing a soldier protecting a sleeping child from an onslaught of flying weapons with his body. The weapons are labeled “people who don’t get the joke” the soldier “explanatory image macros” and the child “Gita”
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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The original blurb called him a “renowned” author I guess they took it off because everyone in the official discord was making fun of it.
A screenshot of an emoji of Seth Godin’s face in discord with the shortcut “:renowned:”
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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This labeller rules
Screenshot of a post from Sam Freedman who is labelled variously as “Worked for Michael Gove”, “Worked for the Independent Schools Council”, “Nepo Baby”, “Private School St Paul's School”
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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bom pint
A distorted wide screencap of a video of jair bolsonaro
November 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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This basket is not even big enough for one cat. And yet
Two cats crammed into a square wicker basket on a chair. One cat is white and grey, and his arm is extended out of the side of the basket. He looks slightly annoyed but not annoyed enough to move. The other cat is ginger and is mostly lying on top of the other cat.
November 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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The RBS ones are really nice. I especially like the 5
A £5 bank note. On one side is a woman with long hair wearing a hair band, on the other are a pair of mackerel.
November 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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a doctored screencap of a tweet that reads “I can’t believe I have to keep feeding this stupid body until I die”
November 9, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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yes, i am a bluesky elder, but no i'm not weird
A certificate showing I am Bluesky user 74,573, in the first 1% of users and a certified Bluesky elder
September 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Yeah I think I might need that
Screenshot of an iPhone Home Screen with 43 discord notifications, 1185 mail notifications and 40415 gmail notifications
May 20, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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discord is introducing so many useful features lately
a push notification from discord, titled "Poll results are in!": "How many people in the agile scrum polycule"
April 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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The guy from ctrl alt del raising both hands in anguish
February 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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I can confirm that this is completely accurate
a ginger cat curled up tightly with a larger white and grey cat stretched out to wrap around her
October 3, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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A ginger tabby cat curled up like a prawn with her back legs extended
October 1, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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the nightmare is over
Screenshot of a settings page: Reply Filters Enable this setting to only see replies between people you follow A toggle switch labeled 'Followed users only'
September 27, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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Seems like a bad idea, wood is notoriously brittle
Screenshot of text: 'Ahead of its time' Wooden car goes under the hammer in Bristol
August 21, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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Going prawn mode
A ginger cat lying on the floor with her back legs stretched out and her body curled round so that her head is level with them
August 21, 2023 at 10:26 AM
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how am i just now learning this
Screenshot from wikipedia: "Pepsi was first invented in 1893 as "Brad's Drink" by Caleb Bradham"
August 14, 2023 at 7:27 PM