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MJ 🚫👑 🚫🍆🥔
@mjinla.bsky.social
Californian | Vegan | 🌊

Wife, mom, businesswoman, enthusiastic liberal

No dic-taters 🚫🍆🥔

Instant block if u get weird in the DMs or if you "both sides" important & heavy 💩
They’d still think a spring onion is better than

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Woman
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You can tell it’s AI bc they have rhythm
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It wouldn’t be renewed for the 2nd season, for sure

It’s so unbelievable and stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Same vibes as that part in The Interview when we learned that people in NK believe KJU can speak to dolphins and has no butthole
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says i never heard this before in my life .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says i never heard this before in my life .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can I borrow some whale eyeballs for the biggest eyeroll ever?
a man in a suit and bow tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know the joke about God passing out brains but you thought they said trains and said “I’ll catch the next one!”??

It’s like he’s using this as an idiots guide to miltarying

Yankee Doodle indeed 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM