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MJB
@mjbuzzz.bsky.social
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🪴collector of plants and pets
🏳️‍🌈 queer ace
💜 DV/IPV survivor
♀️ they/she
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A version of the Don't Make Me Tap the Sign meme. A still image from a 1998 episode of The Simpsons shows a bus driver with the caption, "DON'T MAKE THE TAP THE SIGN." A second image below shows the bus driver tapping a sign that reads, in edited text, "KEEP MONICA LEWINSKY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I voted in suburban Philly today, but a piece of my heart is in Brooklyn with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social.
A mirror selfie featuring me wearing a Zohran/Zabar's hat, sunglasses, and a tee that says BIOLOGY IS BIGGER THAN BINARIES. I'm smiling and making a peace sign with one of my hands.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Hey #UglyDogs and other mutuals with dog training experience, I need your advice.

This is Mia. Mia is a 15-year-old sheltie who has recently lost her hearing.
A blue merle sheltie stands in a field of bright green grass, smiling at the camera. Her ears are uppies but the tips fold forward in a way that is extremely cute, and she knows it.
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Cheers!
The disco skeleton now has a glass of whiskey. The clear glass has a black skull and crossbones on it and NAME YOUR POISON is etched underneath.
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I think this is the funniest thing I've ever spent $30 on???
A three foot tall skeleton covered in disco ball mirrors sits in a small armchair in a brightly lit living room. The skeleton is posed with it's legs politely crossed and one hand resting on a bent knee. It's head is tilted gently to the side and it's jaw is slightly agape, like it's laughing at something someone just said across the room.
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Same image with alt text:
An image of a newspaper clipping from 1931. College Girls Defy 10:30 Curfew Rule Protesting against a rule forcing them to go to bed nightly at 10:30 o'clock, 120 co-eds at Northwestern university declared that they "won't study." "What's more, we are not going to do any more studying until the dean of women, Florence Robnett, is ready to permit us to remain up until midnight," said the residents of Frances Willard hall in a petition signed by the co-eds. Miss Robnett would give no state-ment. She has been busy with the upper class girls who have object-ed to the non-smoking rules in their sorority houses. To even things up the sorority girls are appearing on the streets, puffing cigarettes, at every opportunity.
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Oh, I love having to place a phone call and then stand and wait just to pee in a major transit center. Thanks, Moynihan. /s
Sign on a gender neutral single occupancy restroom in Moynihan train station in NYC that lists a number to call for access. The door is otherwise locked.
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Bada bing bada boom
A close up of my upper arm showing two overlapping CVS-branded bandages covering part of my botanical tattoo.
September 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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PA friends, I was just able to book a COVID/flu vaccine SAME EVENING at CVS via their website. Self-attested to being at risk. Will report back very shortly if I'm successful.
A screenshot of the CVS website vaccine scheduling form. In a previous screen, I selected COVID and flu as the two vaccines I want to recieve. We want to make sure Megan is eligible. All fields required. Have you received a COVID-19 vaccine in the last 2 months? YES OR NO (I selected NO) Do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus? YES OR NO (I selected YES) There is a blue button with an information icon that says, "CDC conditions and risk factors" that opens up a pop-up window with additional details. There is a button at the buttomm that says NEXT.
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Here's the same image with alt text for anyone who needs it!
Music Ask Reply to Rue's original post with the number of a prompt from the list below to receive an answer. 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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A morning glory surprise! This vine was hidden amongst a bigger one, and it just bloomed today. Thinking of you, @mrsa2003.bsky.social
A periwinkle morning glory with pink stripes surrounded by soft lavender blooms on a chainlink fence. The sun shines gently on vibrant green leaves.
September 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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😭😭😭
Rilo Kiley playing their opening song in Philly, cast in pink and blue lights. Jenny Lewis is wearing a bubblegum pink doll dress with puffy sleeves and socks with her Mary Jane heels. I'm sobbing.
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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😭😭😭
Rilo Kiley playing their opening song in Philly, cast in pink and blue lights. Jenny Lewis is wearing a bubblegum pink doll dress with puffy sleeves and socks with her Mary Jane heels. I'm sobbing.
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I might die in anticipation of Rilo Kiley.

Serve Philly pretzels and Modelo at my funeral.
A photograph of a blue-lit concert stage from the front of a stage-left-of-center box. There are a few crew members setting up equipment. A large crowd is gathered in the General Admission section of the venue waiting for Rilo Kiley to perform.
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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@seemtoggle.bsky.social This blue googly eye ring was given to me by a woman I met during a spontaneous night out in Denver who said it had been passed from one stranger to another after fun random encounters at bars or parties or shows. If you see me tonight, it's yours!
In the foreground, a person's clenched fist faces the camera to show off a blue plastic pinky ring with big googly eyes staring back at the viewer. In the blurred background, a concert stage is cast in matching blue light.
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I sprang for fancy seats because my Autism can't handle the GA/stage adjacent section but I wanted to be front and center for RILO FREAKING KILEY
A photo of a dimmed Met theater in Philly. The stage is cast in am indigo blue light. The photo is taken from the front row of a stage-left-of-center box seat looking down over the orchestra seating.
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Three genders:
Screenshot of an Instagram post from the Philly Inquirer with a story headline: Rilo Kiley, Haim, or Eagles vs. Cowboys? What’s a Philly millennial to do on Thursday?
September 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I don't like posting my face on here (even tho I look hella cute and genderqueer tonight) but please look at my new shoes. If you're at the Rilo Kiley concert in Philly tonight, look for me!!
A pair of beautiful black leather loafers with black suede detailing, leather fringe, black leather tassels with gold beads, and hot pink lug soles.
September 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Welp, guess I'm treating myself to a rideshare to the Rilo Kiley concert 😬
Screenshot of the TDS Weather radar showing a large line of thunderstorms coming towards Philadelphia from the East. There is a lot of angry red, orange, and yellow at the core of the storm system, surrounded by a border of green and a tinge of blue. The storm is following my direct path to tonight's Rilo Kiley concert.
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Puppy tax. As you can see, Mia enjoyed the ride.
A smiling woman in shorts and a tee holds a very fluffy blue merle sheltie the same way you might hold a small toddler. The dog's front paws are crossed and laying gently across the woman's arm. The dog's back legs and hanging limp. The dog's eyes are closed and ears are relaxed...basically, the dog is chilling. In the background, there is a trail covered in pine needles and dense forest.
September 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Vacation dispatch: 30 seconds of peace from Mount Desert Island, Maine.
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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HI NEW FREN
A close-up photo of a plump swallowtail caterpillar climbing up a stalk of a parsley plant.
August 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I love Wirecutter, but I think maybe they've gone 'round the bend
Screenshot of my email inbox showing a newsletter from NYT Wirecutter with the subject line, "The best plain yogurt."
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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lest we remember www.thecut.com/2018/04/5-of...
Paul Ryan, former GOP US House of Representatives member and Speaker of House, wearing a gray t-shirt, a backwards red baseball cap, and wired earbuds while doing bicep curls with a large 40lb dumbbell. He's raising his eyebrows and closed-mouth grinning, like a chump.
August 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A comic panel from Webcomic Name by Alex Norris. A pink blob with a flat expression waves its arms in front of a blue background. A green speech bubble reads, "oh no" in all lowercase.
August 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM