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Mitch Prime
@mitchprime.bsky.social
Disc golf, video games (retro, indie), hoops, sandwich enthusiast, dad.
My dad hat is my favorite hat I get to wear. Despite being raised by an abusive POS I work damn hard to be the best dad I can be every day. I'm not perfect but I always do my darndest.

I fail to understand why some dads choose to be shit.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reposted by Mitch Prime
Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
LOL FTP
DJ Moore, with absolutely nothing left. Game-winner.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
All of the voice options on my navigation apps are way too polite. What I really want is an Australian voice that swears at me.
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"dad, can we play games before dinner?"

4 year old on the left, 2 year old on the right.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In a meeting, a manager asked "what can we do to make your jobs easier?"

I resisted the urge to say "more time in a day to keep up with the extra duties I've been assigned post-layoffs".

I'm so f***ing tired, y'all. I love the work that I do but I'm getting absolutely tapped out for it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yup, that tracks. #steamreview
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What’s the best disc that you’ve added to your bag this year?

#DiscGolf 🥏

It's got a thicc rim, but it provides great reliability for windy conditions without being a total meathook.
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Mitch Prime
Minnesota’s unemployment rate has been slowly ticking up. Now unemployed Minnesotans are finding it’s taking longer to find work compared to last year, and job fair attendance has been spiking.
Job hunt is getting harder for many Minnesotans
Though Minnesota is still adding jobs, unemployed workers are having a harder time finding work, and job fair attendance is up.
www.mprnews.org
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wemby went to meditate with monks and came out as French Kevin Garnett.
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Mitch Prime
Introducing DoomScroll - an endless feed of thousands of user-made Doom WADs from the last 32 years, all playable right in your browser.

Our goal was to make decades of work from one of the most creative communities in gaming history more accessible and visible to everyone.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Name something that's in your disc golf bag that isn't a disc.

Extra credit for something unexpected. No explanations.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Literally all I want for Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Weird af to see stuff from my childhood in a history museum.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whenever I get stuck on a boss in a Souls game, I take a day or two off and then I come back and magically breeze through it. Works every time.

I was rocking Godslayer Greatsword for Fire Giant, but I went back to my Nagakiba and completely obliterated his health bar sweat-free.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
... He's making this stuff up.
Kudlow is just lying to his viewers: "Unemployment is at rock bottom. These are real facts. I'm not making this stuff up. Unemployment claims are as low as they're ever going to get."
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The doink sound of hitting the upright will never not be funny.

The fact that it's him makes it f***ing hilarious.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At my age and medical history I'm thankful for every chance I get to lace up my shoes and go hoop. 🏀

I'm still not looking forward to how I'm going to feel tomorrow though.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Starting a fresh file on my new phone and ended up with a banger set of jokers. #balatro
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Iowa State might be scary AF this season. 😳
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today I realized that I hadn't made an afternoon run to my coffee shop all week, so I made a point of running today.

I wouldn't want the baristas thinking I got kidnapped or something.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
At work today a woman walked up to me and said "ooh, you're tall. I like that" in a really creepy and gross way.

....I hate people.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Introducing my 4-year-old to some more classics during our snow storm day. 🎮
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM