Mitch Lemon
@mitchlemon.bsky.social
I have a whole Sam-and-Diane thing with the world.
I am relatively extremely Minnesotan.
I am relatively extremely Minnesotan.
If the Twins are three-time World Series champions, the West Sacramento A’s have won nine World Series titles. 🧐
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If the Twins are three-time World Series champions, the West Sacramento A’s have won nine World Series titles. 🧐
If you like cherries, have I got a festival for you… They managed to get Buckcherry AND Black Stone Cherry!
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you like cherries, have I got a festival for you… They managed to get Buckcherry AND Black Stone Cherry!
The Twin Cities Marathon run medals this year look amazing. Best they’ve had, in my opinion.
Hey, did I mention I ran a 5K?!???! 🤣
Hey, did I mention I ran a 5K?!???! 🤣
October 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Twin Cities Marathon run medals this year look amazing. Best they’ve had, in my opinion.
Hey, did I mention I ran a 5K?!???! 🤣
Hey, did I mention I ran a 5K?!???! 🤣
Who’s wearing it better??
October 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Who’s wearing it better??
Last day of the season. But….
We won’t have to watch this godawful, annoying-ass MLB environment ad for a few months.
It has haunted me all season. 😱
We won’t have to watch this godawful, annoying-ass MLB environment ad for a few months.
It has haunted me all season. 😱
September 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Last day of the season. But….
We won’t have to watch this godawful, annoying-ass MLB environment ad for a few months.
It has haunted me all season. 😱
We won’t have to watch this godawful, annoying-ass MLB environment ad for a few months.
It has haunted me all season. 😱
The best part of this story about the Twins’ low attendance is when they twist the knife with this little detail.
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The best part of this story about the Twins’ low attendance is when they twist the knife with this little detail.
I liked him. I know I’m not unique in this, but the 1986 World Series is on my World Series Mount Rushmore.
I’m not sure why, but when I was little, I LOVED this Topps card. I liked the picture. I liked the MGR typeface. It was one of my favorites.
I’m not sure why, but when I was little, I LOVED this Topps card. I liked the picture. I liked the MGR typeface. It was one of my favorites.
September 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I liked him. I know I’m not unique in this, but the 1986 World Series is on my World Series Mount Rushmore.
I’m not sure why, but when I was little, I LOVED this Topps card. I liked the picture. I liked the MGR typeface. It was one of my favorites.
I’m not sure why, but when I was little, I LOVED this Topps card. I liked the picture. I liked the MGR typeface. It was one of my favorites.
Reposting what I learned watching college football last year. The ESPN Skycast channel is the most mesmerizing way to watch football. Overhead camera and the stadium audio. It’s absolutely incredible.
It’s great for football idiots like me. The stadium PA tells you everything you need to know.
It’s great for football idiots like me. The stadium PA tells you everything you need to know.
September 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposting what I learned watching college football last year. The ESPN Skycast channel is the most mesmerizing way to watch football. Overhead camera and the stadium audio. It’s absolutely incredible.
It’s great for football idiots like me. The stadium PA tells you everything you need to know.
It’s great for football idiots like me. The stadium PA tells you everything you need to know.
This series has the potential to be tragically embarrassing for the Twins.
August 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This series has the potential to be tragically embarrassing for the Twins.
The grounds crew at Sky Dome wear matching Nikes.
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The grounds crew at Sky Dome wear matching Nikes.
And then I died from laughter.
August 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And then I died from laughter.
Excellent ad on a Canadian news site. (Oh, and the article is about the trade war.)
August 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Excellent ad on a Canadian news site. (Oh, and the article is about the trade war.)
Somehow this headline is not about the Pittsburgh Penguins.
August 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Somehow this headline is not about the Pittsburgh Penguins.
If you see this, post a sword.
August 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you see this, post a sword.
I’m going to the Twins game on Friday. This is a great sign.
August 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m going to the Twins game on Friday. This is a great sign.
How do you think Securian is feeling tonight?
I am heartbroken and incredibly pissed about the Twins. Thinking this makes me slightly happy.
I am heartbroken and incredibly pissed about the Twins. Thinking this makes me slightly happy.
August 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How do you think Securian is feeling tonight?
I am heartbroken and incredibly pissed about the Twins. Thinking this makes me slightly happy.
I am heartbroken and incredibly pissed about the Twins. Thinking this makes me slightly happy.
Oh damn, look at this matchup tonight. Great teams tied atop the NL Central and their aces are going head-to-head. I will skip the Twins game for this.
July 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh damn, look at this matchup tonight. Great teams tied atop the NL Central and their aces are going head-to-head. I will skip the Twins game for this.
Wait… THE Rebecca Black is playing at Lollapalooza? For real? #GottaEatCereal
July 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wait… THE Rebecca Black is playing at Lollapalooza? For real? #GottaEatCereal
Enshitification at its finest.
Guess what I’m buying here that Google Pay suggests I pay for with installments.
(It’s Jimmy John’s. They’re offering a payment plan for fast food.)
Guess what I’m buying here that Google Pay suggests I pay for with installments.
(It’s Jimmy John’s. They’re offering a payment plan for fast food.)
July 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Enshitification at its finest.
Guess what I’m buying here that Google Pay suggests I pay for with installments.
(It’s Jimmy John’s. They’re offering a payment plan for fast food.)
Guess what I’m buying here that Google Pay suggests I pay for with installments.
(It’s Jimmy John’s. They’re offering a payment plan for fast food.)
You wish you had the All-Star Game discourse my brother and I are having.
July 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You wish you had the All-Star Game discourse my brother and I are having.
Oh, those cheeky editorial scamps at the Pioneer Press… It’s reassuring to see they take their responsibilities seriously.
July 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh, those cheeky editorial scamps at the Pioneer Press… It’s reassuring to see they take their responsibilities seriously.
You guys, I think Google doesn’t work anymore…
July 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You guys, I think Google doesn’t work anymore…