Mitch Feltscheer
@mitchfel.bsky.social
I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun. TV/Digital producer and former presenter/radio host in 🇦🇺.
When a car stops for you at a pedestrian crossing it's like, great, ANOTHER person obsessed with me jfc
May 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
When a car stops for you at a pedestrian crossing it's like, great, ANOTHER person obsessed with me jfc
Do you like grating, introductory conversations? Would you like them to take place sparingly and over 6-8 days? Than join Hinge™️ today!
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Do you like grating, introductory conversations? Would you like them to take place sparingly and over 6-8 days? Than join Hinge™️ today!
Fuck off! I didn't even download you? This doesn't even make sense! Be gone from me vile app!!!
May 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Fuck off! I didn't even download you? This doesn't even make sense! Be gone from me vile app!!!
Hahahaha I want to die
May 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hahahaha I want to die
Smoked salmon? Boring. Outdated. Not very Gen Z. Introducing: Vaped Salmon. Comes in all your favourite flavours. Blackberry Ice. Tutti Frutti. Classic cigarette. The kids love it!
May 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Smoked salmon? Boring. Outdated. Not very Gen Z. Introducing: Vaped Salmon. Comes in all your favourite flavours. Blackberry Ice. Tutti Frutti. Classic cigarette. The kids love it!
The first Now You See Me movie was hands down the worst movie I've ever seen in theatres. Boggles the mind they've made three of them!
April 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The first Now You See Me movie was hands down the worst movie I've ever seen in theatres. Boggles the mind they've made three of them!
Anzac Day is about losing money! For the troops! And beer obviously, also for the troops!
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Anzac Day is about losing money! For the troops! And beer obviously, also for the troops!
What are the rules here on Blue sky re: posting about wishing for a painful death to, oh let's say, a British children's book writer? I'm still new here.
April 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
What are the rules here on Blue sky re: posting about wishing for a painful death to, oh let's say, a British children's book writer? I'm still new here.
I reckon I can: "shzcooooooooommmm"
Easy
Easy
I can't even describe the sound that 20 lightsabers make together (Izakaya Ichiban, Asaka)
April 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I reckon I can: "shzcooooooooommmm"
Easy
Easy
I bet this new season of Black Mirror hits hard if you're stupid.
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I bet this new season of Black Mirror hits hard if you're stupid.
In Brisbane for work. Every fucking person here is walking around with a Boost Juice in hand. This city is never beating the "stuck in 2005" allegations.
April 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
In Brisbane for work. Every fucking person here is walking around with a Boost Juice in hand. This city is never beating the "stuck in 2005" allegations.
Probs not allowed to say it but there's surely a non-zero amount of votes the Libs will lose purely based on how fucked up Peter Dutton looks. Just a truly horsehit mug on him. Christ!
April 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Probs not allowed to say it but there's surely a non-zero amount of votes the Libs will lose purely based on how fucked up Peter Dutton looks. Just a truly horsehit mug on him. Christ!
There's something disconcerting about seeing a grown adult sucking down a yoghurt pouch. It awakens some dormant "getting dacked in the quad at recess" vibes that I don't enjoy. Baby calf motherfuckers, have some self-respect.
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There's something disconcerting about seeing a grown adult sucking down a yoghurt pouch. It awakens some dormant "getting dacked in the quad at recess" vibes that I don't enjoy. Baby calf motherfuckers, have some self-respect.
Real estate chuds who work on the floor below me got into the lift and said to me "must be nice to be able to work in shorts" and I said "everyday is dream" whilst deadpan and then we didn't speak until they got off.
March 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Real estate chuds who work on the floor below me got into the lift and said to me "must be nice to be able to work in shorts" and I said "everyday is dream" whilst deadpan and then we didn't speak until they got off.
The fandomification of consuming entertainment pisses me off. Helena Eagans decrepit old weird dad in Severance is not "baby girl"! He isn't!
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The fandomification of consuming entertainment pisses me off. Helena Eagans decrepit old weird dad in Severance is not "baby girl"! He isn't!
If I spent 9 months in space and then came back, I'd just be normal. My muscles would be fine. "It's just floating it doesn't do anything" I'd say as I skipped or perhaps cartwheeled down the spaceship ramp.
March 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
If I spent 9 months in space and then came back, I'd just be normal. My muscles would be fine. "It's just floating it doesn't do anything" I'd say as I skipped or perhaps cartwheeled down the spaceship ramp.
Penny Wong you will never see the gates of heaven
March 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Penny Wong you will never see the gates of heaven
The hubby and I call it WINE Lotus night cause you know we have to have that savvy b in our fingies for HBO Sunday nights 🤪
March 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The hubby and I call it WINE Lotus night cause you know we have to have that savvy b in our fingies for HBO Sunday nights 🤪
My 2 year old nephew got excited his uncle was coming around for dinner but when he found out it was my other brother and not "Uncy Mitch" he lost his shit and had a full tantrum. Life's good at the top baby!!! Uncle supremacy! Eat shit Uncle Cameron!!!!
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My 2 year old nephew got excited his uncle was coming around for dinner but when he found out it was my other brother and not "Uncy Mitch" he lost his shit and had a full tantrum. Life's good at the top baby!!! Uncle supremacy! Eat shit Uncle Cameron!!!!
In an Uber in Melbourne and listening to Smooth FM. They have the same jingle but a different station ID and it made me physically revolt. Horrible little city.
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In an Uber in Melbourne and listening to Smooth FM. They have the same jingle but a different station ID and it made me physically revolt. Horrible little city.
Was the last episode of White Lotus "boring" or has your attention span been nuked by the rectangle in your pocket you look at 16 hours of the day?
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Was the last episode of White Lotus "boring" or has your attention span been nuked by the rectangle in your pocket you look at 16 hours of the day?
So this is my throuple
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
So this is my throuple