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Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

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This profile is for Jokes, Wrestling, 21+, & Memes. Don’t take it personal. Be happy. Love yourself. Make Love. Get Pussy. Get Money.
Red Sox - Bruins - Celtics - NY Giants.
Donald J Trump is a Bitch. If you Voted for Donald J Trump you are a Bitch.

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Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

Andrade El Idolo pulling Double Duty tonight! #AEWCollision AND #WWCEuphoria At the same time!!

January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

With the way things are right now in the United States, take a moment for yourself to decompress. Play video games, board games, read a book, watch movies, watch Porn, watch wrestling, make your favorite meal. Take a moment for yourself! #BustANut #FuckICE #FDT

January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

Take a nap tomorrow at 2pm. #FDT

January 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM

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All Elite Wrestling

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In a battle of the present versus the future, @swerveconfident.bsky.social walked away with the victory, but Kevin Knight gained the respect of the former AEW World Champion after giving him one hell of a fight.

Watch the #AEWDynamite replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!

January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

I just got my Ticket! LFG!

AEW Ticket Map Updates @aewticketmap.bsky.social · 5d

Pre-Sale for Dynamite in St. Paul, MN on March 25

January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

Go home! Bust a nut! Throat Fuck your partner! Ride your partner’s face. Be HAPPY! Stay blessed! #FDT

January 22, 2026 at 3:50 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

It’s Tuesday! And you know what that means! #TittyTuesday #AbolishICE #FDT

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January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

I hope you go to a Library today, read your favorite book. Drink your favorite hot beverage. And get your guts rearranged! Stay Blessed! #FDT #AbolishICE

January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM

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Fightful Wrestling

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The 2025 Fightful Award for Men’s Best On Promos is Hangman Adam Page! Our voters cited his promo in Arena Mexico as a primary factor for selecting him.

January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

I hope your Orgasm tonight lasts at least 5 minutes! #FDT

January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

I hope you get to bust a nut tonight! Stay Blessed! #FDT

January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

Beautiful Sunday! I hope you get your guts rearranged tonight! Stay Blessed! #FDT

January 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

Will Hobbs is one in a Million! I hope he gets to showcase his skills at full strength in #WWE. Thank you for everything you did for us the fans in #AEW Sad to see you go.

January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM

Mitch

@mitchellbacalao.bsky.social

The King!

Wrestling Inc. @wrestlinginc.bsky.social · 9d

Former AEW World Tag Team and Trios Champion Brody King has joined forces with Headlocked Comics to help those in need after recent Minneapolis ICE Raids.