Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
America’s Foremost Expert on Snack Cakes.
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Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
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I think I’m going to listen to every Prince album in order. 40 studio albums, many of them triples. Definitely some rough stretches to power through but eye will do it 4 U.
Actually I disagree to disagree
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Actually I disagree to disagree
I’m gonna eat pie like a detective having breakfast at a diner.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m gonna eat pie like a detective having breakfast at a diner.
Is tomorrow going to be a golf day in Boston? Could it really be???
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is tomorrow going to be a golf day in Boston? Could it really be???
Basting my turkey in buccal fat this year. Soooo good.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Basting my turkey in buccal fat this year. Soooo good.
“The Keno Line” is how we differentiate real dive bars from gastropubs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“The Keno Line” is how we differentiate real dive bars from gastropubs.
I’d be impressed if Trump could green light a second season of “Terriers”
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’d be impressed if Trump could green light a second season of “Terriers”
Still punk, I say, after chewing on the good side of my mouth.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Still punk, I say, after chewing on the good side of my mouth.
Putting on my tuxedo and buying some cabbages for my Thanksgiving flight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Putting on my tuxedo and buying some cabbages for my Thanksgiving flight.
Signora Doubtfiere!
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Signora Doubtfiere!
Watching the “American Revolution” is a great reminder that Massachusetts is “real America” and the grouchy spirit of the Masshole lives within us all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Watching the “American Revolution” is a great reminder that Massachusetts is “real America” and the grouchy spirit of the Masshole lives within us all.
“Beignet” definitely sounds better than “plain donut”
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Beignet” definitely sounds better than “plain donut”
Huge miss by Ken Burns not giving every revolutionary a historically accurate Wahlberg accent.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Huge miss by Ken Burns not giving every revolutionary a historically accurate Wahlberg accent.
Wait, you’re telling me that the propaganda slop machine wasn’t full of real patriotic Americans???
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wait, you’re telling me that the propaganda slop machine wasn’t full of real patriotic Americans???
This year I finally execute my genius plan for Thanksgiving: all the sides but delicious fried chicken instead of turkey.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This year I finally execute my genius plan for Thanksgiving: all the sides but delicious fried chicken instead of turkey.
Bidet evangelists are the weirdest. You worry about your ass and let everyone else worry about their own asses.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bidet evangelists are the weirdest. You worry about your ass and let everyone else worry about their own asses.
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.
If I ran Sysco I’d open up the best restaurant ever and show people the full glory of frozen food.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I ran Sysco I’d open up the best restaurant ever and show people the full glory of frozen food.
But, seriously, who puts plums in the icebox?
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
But, seriously, who puts plums in the icebox?
The Sullivan Tire Dining Guide just gave 3 stars to Pete’s in Woburn!
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Sullivan Tire Dining Guide just gave 3 stars to Pete’s in Woburn!
Generational profiles are all bunk unless they make me sound cool.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Generational profiles are all bunk unless they make me sound cool.
Me reading about the filthy city tap water while drinking coffee made with the filthy city tap water.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me reading about the filthy city tap water while drinking coffee made with the filthy city tap water.
Kudos to the Michelin Guide for giving Papa Gino’s the first star in Boston. Well deserved.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Kudos to the Michelin Guide for giving Papa Gino’s the first star in Boston. Well deserved.
Don't blame me! I bought this MyPillow before Mike Lindell was an insurrectionist (but after he was a crackhead)
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't blame me! I bought this MyPillow before Mike Lindell was an insurrectionist (but after he was a crackhead)