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Misty Massey
@mistymassey.bsky.social
Just a damned scribbling woman. I write about magical pirates, undead gunslingers, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I'm an editor for several small presses, and a cast member on the Authors&Dragons actual play podcast.
I love Dead Again so much.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I couldn't agree more. I've loved that series since I was a kid, and named my son for my favorite prince.
(Not the one people usually think, though.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We discovered it about a year ago, and it's now in the family dinner rotation. YUM.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reading: Waypoint Kangaroo by Curtis Chen
Watching: Perry Mason and Orphan Black (for the second time)
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I kinda love the Danish captain. "F*^k the North Pole - we're out of here." 😁
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Somewhere Mary is groaning.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We're watching too. I wasn't looking for green skin and bolts in his neck, but the creature is prettier than I expected.

Like you said, clearly choices were made.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yeah, I'm sure we haven't seen the last of her.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Feel like Trump was crushing on Mandani so hard that he would've signed off on Medicare for All if Zohran said that Donald was having a good hair day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Preorders are available for the ebook, trade paperback, or mass market at the ZNB store. Grab it as a gift for all of your SF&F pirate fans!
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Kindle amzn.to/48rReUR
B&N www.barnesandnoble.com/.../skull-x....
Kobo www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm having flashbacks to my son's junior high years. He didn't wear Axe, thank heaven, but a coujple of his friends reeked of it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Maybe it's just my Scorpio suspiciousness, but I can't fathom how anyone doesn't see that she's noticed which way the wind is blowing and is talking this way only to save her political life.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I definitely had the thermos. Mama hated when I'd carry milk in it, because it was tricky to clean.
I'm not sure what happened to my lunchbox. It's entirely possible it's in a box at my parents' house and we'll discover it when we have to clean out their attic someday.
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ah, Faith! Such a good album. I nearly wore out my CD.
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM