James 🐧
@mistuhpenguin.bsky.social
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Be kind to people, even if they can't do something for you.
39. atl. Married (he hates social media). Cake artist. Digital hobby artist. Retail middle management (anti brag)
Probably not a real penguin.
So people that are used to living in the fucking arctic for months out of the year...how do you keep the inside of your nose from drying the fuck out. Actually can y'all just drop any and all cold weather tips for not totally drying up into a crusty bag of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So people that are used to living in the fucking arctic for months out of the year...how do you keep the inside of your nose from drying the fuck out. Actually can y'all just drop any and all cold weather tips for not totally drying up into a crusty bag of shit.
Fair weather friends online or otherwise...lame. We are all busy and trying our best. Unfollow someone because you haven't talked to them in a bit? Reach out? Grow up? Be better. Communicating is a joint effort. Not everyone is chronically accessible and able to be there 100% of the time. That's ok.
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fair weather friends online or otherwise...lame. We are all busy and trying our best. Unfollow someone because you haven't talked to them in a bit? Reach out? Grow up? Be better. Communicating is a joint effort. Not everyone is chronically accessible and able to be there 100% of the time. That's ok.
First full day back to work after covid. Please send all the energy vibes and wish me self control to keep my temper in check. Not in the mood.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
First full day back to work after covid. Please send all the energy vibes and wish me self control to keep my temper in check. Not in the mood.
I need more irl video game friends. The fact that I don't have one friend to borrow the new Pokémon game from for a couple weeks so I can scratch the itch and get bored is simply weird. When I was a kid...eh...I guess that answers my question. 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I need more irl video game friends. The fact that I don't have one friend to borrow the new Pokémon game from for a couple weeks so I can scratch the itch and get bored is simply weird. When I was a kid...eh...I guess that answers my question. 🫠
Is this a fever dream wtf
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Is this a fever dream wtf
Everything hurts. Every single muscle and joint feels like it's been brutally beat. The husband is off getting new thermometer batteries. I think the fever is gone but idk. The physical pain is unlike the last time and it makes me wonder if I should start reaching out to people one last time. 🫠 blah
*Keeps Gettin' Better by Christina Aguilera plays in the distance*
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Everything hurts. Every single muscle and joint feels like it's been brutally beat. The husband is off getting new thermometer batteries. I think the fever is gone but idk. The physical pain is unlike the last time and it makes me wonder if I should start reaching out to people one last time. 🫠 blah
*Keeps Gettin' Better by Christina Aguilera plays in the distance*
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*Keeps Gettin' Better by Christina Aguilera plays in the distance*
One 6 bour nap later and yep. Definitely have a cold or sinus infection. Too soon to tell the extent but the next 4 days of work will fuuuuuckin suck.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
One 6 bour nap later and yep. Definitely have a cold or sinus infection. Too soon to tell the extent but the next 4 days of work will fuuuuuckin suck.
I absolutely adjusted the levels heavily. In my favor. Deal with it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I absolutely adjusted the levels heavily. In my favor. Deal with it.
It's snowing! (flurries but it counts). 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's snowing! (flurries but it counts). 🥹
Added some new stickers to my collection at Ponce City Market yesterday. 🥰 NEVER would have found these in Florida.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Added some new stickers to my collection at Ponce City Market yesterday. 🥰 NEVER would have found these in Florida.
I need friends that are waaaaay more fit than I am so I can absorb some drive and motivation from them osmosis style. Hanging out with someone in better shape would low-key bully me into trying to keep up. I need it. Lol.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I need friends that are waaaaay more fit than I am so I can absorb some drive and motivation from them osmosis style. Hanging out with someone in better shape would low-key bully me into trying to keep up. I need it. Lol.
Calories don't count on your birthday right?
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Calories don't count on your birthday right?
I'm just gonna pretend every single biceps flexing picture I see on this app today was taken just for my birthday 😊
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm just gonna pretend every single biceps flexing picture I see on this app today was taken just for my birthday 😊
My car repair stuff is fine. I was day high and being dramatic. All is well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My car repair stuff is fine. I was day high and being dramatic. All is well.
You can be a depressed bitch that has reached their limit and actively viewing death as the only escape...but also be down to get coffee because you're not ACTUALLY gonna harm yourself. Two things can be true. Like...I want to die sincerely. Fuck this world. Fuck it all...hold on the dryer is done..
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You can be a depressed bitch that has reached their limit and actively viewing death as the only escape...but also be down to get coffee because you're not ACTUALLY gonna harm yourself. Two things can be true. Like...I want to die sincerely. Fuck this world. Fuck it all...hold on the dryer is done..
My mom would have been 60 today. While walking around our new town we came across this...🥹
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My mom would have been 60 today. While walking around our new town we came across this...🥹
If I follow you and don't speak...odds are high that I just think you're rad & I'm hella intimidated but hoping to somehow absorb some of your *gestures vaguely*...some of y'all are just so effortlessly cool and seem to have a healthy sense of self. I'm over here still pushing my clay in a ball. 🫠
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I follow you and don't speak...odds are high that I just think you're rad & I'm hella intimidated but hoping to somehow absorb some of your *gestures vaguely*...some of y'all are just so effortlessly cool and seem to have a healthy sense of self. I'm over here still pushing my clay in a ball. 🫠
The move is in 7 days. I woke up with a miserable migraine that has kept me in bed with an ice pack on my eyes. Our dog looks outwardly how I feel inside.
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The move is in 7 days. I woke up with a miserable migraine that has kept me in bed with an ice pack on my eyes. Our dog looks outwardly how I feel inside.
We are making the 2nd biggest life change (first was career) since my mom's passing and I think maybe subconsciously I am disconnected/emotionally worn down because I haven't spoken to her & gotten her advice/approval/confirmation that we are doing the right things. 🫠 it feels like I skipped a step.
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We are making the 2nd biggest life change (first was career) since my mom's passing and I think maybe subconsciously I am disconnected/emotionally worn down because I haven't spoken to her & gotten her advice/approval/confirmation that we are doing the right things. 🫠 it feels like I skipped a step.
Are the bangers and bops in the room with us right now?
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress and smiling for the camera .
Alt: Britney Spears showing teeth but it's not exactly a smile.
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October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Are the bangers and bops in the room with us right now?
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
a woman with a surprised look on her face
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face
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September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
Maybe it's been said already....but I firmly believe these two songs are related. Cousins? Or best friends since diapers?
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Maybe it's been said already....but I firmly believe these two songs are related. Cousins? Or best friends since diapers?