MisterStampy
@misterstampy.bsky.social
Full of concentrated shitposting, food opinions, and occasional political commentary. Hire me, I'm funny!
Just finished making chocolate silk pie with this thing - Have to make a cabbage-based side dish tomorrow. Along with a shower and beard trim...
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just finished making chocolate silk pie with this thing - Have to make a cabbage-based side dish tomorrow. Along with a shower and beard trim...
The FulCo DA's office (HI, PAUL BROWN), continues to be a complete dumpster fire of embarrassment.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The FulCo DA's office (HI, PAUL BROWN), continues to be a complete dumpster fire of embarrassment.
This is my preferred version, but, they all slay - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Rt...
Dr. John "Right Place, Wrong Time" - Guitar Center's Battle of the Blues 2012
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is my preferred version, but, they all slay - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Rt...
As the better-half is from Lake Charles, what I've learned over 13+ years is that low and slow will keep you from burning it. Oh, and, stir often.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As the better-half is from Lake Charles, what I've learned over 13+ years is that low and slow will keep you from burning it. Oh, and, stir often.
At least they're tiny, adorable paw prints...
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
At least they're tiny, adorable paw prints...
Gelatins, eh?
a cartoon character from the simpsons is screaming and saying muahaha
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is screaming and saying muahaha
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November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Gelatins, eh?
What, no pecan pie with a nice, warm, melty slice of Kraft 'Murrican Cheeze dripping over it?
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What, no pecan pie with a nice, warm, melty slice of Kraft 'Murrican Cheeze dripping over it?
One of the (many) benefits of a divorce, is not having to plan for 3+ Thanksgivings over *MAYBE* 2 days. Worst was NINE Crimmuses in THREE days. Drove 500 miles between Athens and Atlanta. I ended up with the flu middle of day 2.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One of the (many) benefits of a divorce, is not having to plan for 3+ Thanksgivings over *MAYBE* 2 days. Worst was NINE Crimmuses in THREE days. Drove 500 miles between Athens and Atlanta. I ended up with the flu middle of day 2.
You almost can't see his hand up her skirt, making her mouth say the words he wants her to 'say'. Bleeping muppet...
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You almost can't see his hand up her skirt, making her mouth say the words he wants her to 'say'. Bleeping muppet...
Grocery store fruit pies? Meh to bad.
Small/specialty bakery fruit pies? HELL YES!!!
Small/specialty bakery fruit pies? HELL YES!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Grocery store fruit pies? Meh to bad.
Small/specialty bakery fruit pies? HELL YES!!!
Small/specialty bakery fruit pies? HELL YES!!!
This is the one I've been making for 20+ years now - www.dummies.com/article/home...
I've tweaked the recipe slightly over time. 2/3 of a cup of cream, you don't *need* the extra booze if you put the vanilla in (but it don't hurt), and use a regular 9" pie crust, as the 8" crusts overflow.
I've tweaked the recipe slightly over time. 2/3 of a cup of cream, you don't *need* the extra booze if you put the vanilla in (but it don't hurt), and use a regular 9" pie crust, as the 8" crusts overflow.
Cooking with Beer: Chocolate Stout Silk Pie Recipe | dummies
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November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is the one I've been making for 20+ years now - www.dummies.com/article/home...
I've tweaked the recipe slightly over time. 2/3 of a cup of cream, you don't *need* the extra booze if you put the vanilla in (but it don't hurt), and use a regular 9" pie crust, as the 8" crusts overflow.
I've tweaked the recipe slightly over time. 2/3 of a cup of cream, you don't *need* the extra booze if you put the vanilla in (but it don't hurt), and use a regular 9" pie crust, as the 8" crusts overflow.
My only D-tiers are pumpkin and banana anything. Sweet potato is about a C. Pecan and coconut cream are an S-tier. Fruit pies in general are A tier for me.
I'm making a Chocolate Silk Stout Pie to bring to a friend's on T-Day that is now infamous. Yell if you want the recipe.
I'm making a Chocolate Silk Stout Pie to bring to a friend's on T-Day that is now infamous. Yell if you want the recipe.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My only D-tiers are pumpkin and banana anything. Sweet potato is about a C. Pecan and coconut cream are an S-tier. Fruit pies in general are A tier for me.
I'm making a Chocolate Silk Stout Pie to bring to a friend's on T-Day that is now infamous. Yell if you want the recipe.
I'm making a Chocolate Silk Stout Pie to bring to a friend's on T-Day that is now infamous. Yell if you want the recipe.
No no. We MUST have a 'hot take'. For internet points!
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No no. We MUST have a 'hot take'. For internet points!
But, yeah. The LAST thing I want in a bloody is any HINT of sweetness. Reminds me of the sriracha craze of a few years back.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But, yeah. The LAST thing I want in a bloody is any HINT of sweetness. Reminds me of the sriracha craze of a few years back.
I'll see you, and raise you this -
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'll see you, and raise you this -
You, sir, are wrong about Apple and Key Lime, and you should feel very, VERY bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You, sir, are wrong about Apple and Key Lime, and you should feel very, VERY bad.
Eh, I loathe both banana-ANYTHING and pumpkin-ANYTHING, and am allergic to raspberries, but, yeah, anything else I'm game for.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Eh, I loathe both banana-ANYTHING and pumpkin-ANYTHING, and am allergic to raspberries, but, yeah, anything else I'm game for.
Absolutely. Things published from the 50s-80s, and then repeated as 'grandma's secret homemade recipe'.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Absolutely. Things published from the 50s-80s, and then repeated as 'grandma's secret homemade recipe'.
It's a whole shelf-full of 'RUINING THANKSGIVING!!!'
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's a whole shelf-full of 'RUINING THANKSGIVING!!!'
I mean, I've got a sizeable library of them, but a lot of them are for reference, since not every recipe in there is available in the intertubes. But, I agree with you that can sizes, in particular, have changed dramatically over time, and some products just flat-out no longer exist.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I mean, I've got a sizeable library of them, but a lot of them are for reference, since not every recipe in there is available in the intertubes. But, I agree with you that can sizes, in particular, have changed dramatically over time, and some products just flat-out no longer exist.
If your new one has a 'warm' setting, it's like the old-school 'low' setting, fyi.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If your new one has a 'warm' setting, it's like the old-school 'low' setting, fyi.