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Mister Social
@mistersocial.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I’d love for you to meet my wife, the NightBitch.
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My local gas station is haunted. I’ve heard of Ghost in the Shell, but this is ridiculous!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My local gas station is haunted. I’ve heard of Ghost in the Shell, but this is ridiculous!!!
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These Metroids are making me thirsty!!!
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
These Metroids are making me thirsty!!!
Who up counting their beans
January 31, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Who up counting their beans
One thing that you should know about me is that I have a big juicy ass
January 31, 2026 at 10:19 AM
One thing that you should know about me is that I have a big juicy ass
I seriously hope that [Redacted]
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I seriously hope that [Redacted]
Nice try. Bears can’t even talk. 🙄
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Nice try. Bears can’t even talk. 🙄
I’ve been gooning in protest but I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone about it 😭
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I’ve been gooning in protest but I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone about it 😭
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even a broken cock is hard twice a day
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
even a broken cock is hard twice a day
You know we’re in bad shape when citizens are better at deescalating than law enforcement
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You know we’re in bad shape when citizens are better at deescalating than law enforcement
I want something savory and creamy and green.. like some kind of dip. If only there were some kind of vegetable that met this criteria…
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I want something savory and creamy and green.. like some kind of dip. If only there were some kind of vegetable that met this criteria…
Netflix is one step away from doing real life Celebrity Deathmatch
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Netflix is one step away from doing real life Celebrity Deathmatch
Erika Kirk Cum Tribute
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Erika Kirk Cum Tribute
Welcome to my Men At Work themed coffee shop, Brew Can it Bean Now
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Welcome to my Men At Work themed coffee shop, Brew Can it Bean Now
Piss Roasted Dick in our Signature Cum Sauce
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Piss Roasted Dick in our Signature Cum Sauce
My biggest complaint as a 38 year old with a poor diet is that every shit begins like a shotgun blast
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 AM
My biggest complaint as a 38 year old with a poor diet is that every shit begins like a shotgun blast
I’ve got a fan theory that Stranger Things takes place in the 80’s
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve got a fan theory that Stranger Things takes place in the 80’s
Amazon Prime Graded Beef
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Amazon Prime Graded Beef
Cumming in my wife’s pussy as a bit
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Cumming in my wife’s pussy as a bit
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The comply or die group are the same lot that reminded the teacher to assign homework
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
The comply or die group are the same lot that reminded the teacher to assign homework
My standup persona says “ain’t that aboutta bitch?”
He says it’s ALOT
He says it’s ALOT
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
My standup persona says “ain’t that aboutta bitch?”
He says it’s ALOT
He says it’s ALOT
WTF Bro painted it himself- COME ON
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
WTF Bro painted it himself- COME ON
My Facebook algorithm is 100% rage bait
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My Facebook algorithm is 100% rage bait
Uhhh our president… Kind of reminds me of… A Cheetoh. 😏
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Uhhh our president… Kind of reminds me of… A Cheetoh. 😏
Puppies
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Puppies