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Mr. Ryan.
@misterryan.bsky.social
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i draw quality things.
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Contact: [email protected] / http://linktr.ee/m1sterryan
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · Oct 18
get yourself a delicious quality drawing, made fresh with love.
if you're interested in commissioning me, fill out this form and I will get back to you as soon as i can:
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for commercial inquiries, please email [email protected]
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a quick cortney before math class
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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charles shumer should retire or
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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benny is amusing (2023)
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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cortney and benny
cortney standing in front of benny, with his shirt stretched around her. her face is poking through his triangular boob window, revealing her smugly content face
April 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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cortney and benny (2023)
benny laying on the ground, and cortney curled up on him, sleeping like a cat
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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cortney
high definition cortney pinching her lips with her fingers and stretching them forward, making a duck-like mouth
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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this is the only way i can listen to this fuck ass song www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcM...
SLURMCORE - Radiohead - Creep
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November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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cortney (2023)
cortney, pointing at the viewer, with a manic, simpsons-like, almost reptilian-like open mouth, screaming "I'll kick your ASS and BALLS"
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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makin comics
a screenshot of a rough sketch of a comic panel of a woman wearing a visor, and an unimpressed cortney and benny are reflected in said visor
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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romance novel (2023)
cortney and her friend ellen arbuttons are in a book store, looking at a book near a table with a standee next to it advertising a book called "I Love My Driver". the standee features a transforming robot looking car woman holding a mulleted jacket wearing guy on her arm. cortney, blusing and holding her face, says to the open book "oh, this is DEPRAVED" ellen, legs crossed, free hand balled into a fist, also blushing, says "told you" cortney rushes over to benny, who is looking at the geology section of the book store. she tosses the book at him and then catches it to show him an open page of I Love My Driver to tell him "we gotta try this when we get home!" benny, eyes wide, blushes upon seeing whatever page she is showing him. benny tells her "listen, you know i'm down to do anything with you... but you need to be an actual car for us to do that." cortney says "i can get the surgery"
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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my hero Zero (2022)
Zero from the Mega Man X series punching the ground and performing the Rakuhouha technique, causing an explosion of balls of light to erupt from his the ground. he is shouting "get ready!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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all that and a bag of chips
October 4, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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Join my Sonic Rumble Crew
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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a second Lego Michael Dorn has hit the tower
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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cortney
cortney wearing a sweatshirt, a knit cap, a pleated skirt, and sneakers. the sweater reads "bust a nut est. 1930" she is sticking her tongue out
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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my extensive thoughts on 1998's Metal Gear Solid backloggd.com/u/MisterRyan...
MisterRyan's review of Metal Gear Solid | Backloggd
This game opens with a hauntingly beautiful song called The Best is Yet to Come, and it really means that.<br><br>Metal Gear Solid is Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake made perfect. The sights, the sounds, th...
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November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Cortney's Seven Splendid Sins
an Alphonse Mucha-inspired drawing of cortney wearing modest robes, surrounded by an ornate frame with seven small vignettes of the seven splendid sins. Lust has her looking at a Hunk magazine with benny's on it, drooling and hearts floating around her head. Greed has her dressed like a stereotypical medieval king, gleefully throwing sacks of cash into a bonfire. Wrath has her bloodily beating the shit out of a guy wearing a nazi armband, a tooth is flying in the air. Gluttony has her comedically eating a sandwich several times larger than her body. Sloth has her laying asleep in bed in her underwear at 3 in the afternoon. Pride has her also in her underwear, smugly looking at her butt in the mirror. Finally, Envy has her standing next to a height measuring wall and frustratedly looking up at the 5', a line that her head just barely reaches (she's short and doesn't like that, but she should)
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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new comic page up, come click the link and check it out

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a screenshot of a comic panel of Malley the hammerhead shark girl saying "yikes! but alright!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’m not used to seeing this many right wing L’s at once, I might catch diabetes
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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cortney
four drawings of cortney laughing at increasing levels of intensity. who is she laughing at? maybe it's a funny joke. maybe it's sex pest andrew cuomo losing twice in a year like a moron. maybe she's laughing at you! gotta keep on your toes
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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yeah that's right eat shit AGAIN cuomo you filthy sex pest fuck
misterryan.bsky.social Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · Jun 25
yeah that's right eat shit cuomo you filthy sex pest fuck
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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did my civic duty and vored today ✊😤 #resist
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I want every individual New Yorker to feel personally responsible for the results of today’s election.
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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cortney and her double barreled ninja sword that shoots snakes
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM