Mr. Roybot 👺
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Mr. Roybot 👺
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I like Big Brother, Survivor, and all that other stuff #BlackLivesMatter and my opinions reserve the right to be changed
This is not a drill. The 2000 movie Life-Size with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan is on Disney+

I repeat LIFE-SIZE IS ON DISNEY+
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November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The government might technically be reopened but I'll still bet that Rep-Elect Adelita Grijalva still won't get sworn in and the Epstein files still won't get released
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
About a month ago I started guitar lessons again after stopping for years and it’s like riding a bike. A very annoying and frustrating bike that might secretly hate me for ignoring it for so long
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watch season 23 episode 1 of South Park called “Mexican Joker” to see the effect of the trauma afterwards
ICE is inflicting a lifetime of trauma on families. And it’s being carried out in the name of the United States of America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hate this time of year. I could swear that it's midnight outside but the sun just set an hour ago
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Why have I not been watching Fleabag and Hazbin Hotel sooner???? So good
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The first 20 minutes of Pluribus after surviving Covid is insane

But the photography, choreography, and score is amazing. Vince Gilligan knocked it out of the park #pluribus
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I can’t believe Jeff is making them distinguish between the Sophi(e)s like it’s not his fault they have to do this in the first place #survivor #survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Zohran Mamdani is the mayor of my city and I have a paid day off work because of someone else’s mistake?
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November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Andrew Cuomo’s concession speech is talking about how he ran to prove a point and how he got more votes than his dad when he ran for mayor

Get all the way the fuck out of here Andy
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November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There’s this republican guy on local news in the Bronx that’s railing against Curtis Sliwa and blaming him for Cuomo losing and Mamdani winning

That’s the skeet I just thought it was weird and hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I want to see the group chat with Zohran Mamdani, Mikie Sherrill, and Abigail Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Curtis Sliwa didn’t even win his own borough of Staten Island
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Me every election night, grimly waiting for results.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Zohran Mamdani being outside is different from Eric Adams being outside

Mamdani is outside because he finished his homework

Adams was outside because he didn’t go to school
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For the past few weekends I've been pretty good about doing something on Saturdays just to get out of the house and not be lonely and bored all day

But now I'm stuck inside because someone's building key broke inside the lock
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November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just found out they’re being back the Motorola Razor. We’re SO CLOSE to sidekicks coming back!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Watching the Flavor of Love season 1 reunion and it was just revealed to everyone that Red Oyster was married the whole time

We used to be a proper country. They don’t make shows like this anymore
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
However old Edmond is, no he isn’t. That man is 10 years old #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind9
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They’re not even gonna ask Anton about the missing half bottle of tequila? Get anybody else to host this show #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind9
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s actually astonishing how each one of these guys are terrible in their own way. The least terrible one on this season is probably Jordan #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind9
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Between the Survivor video and the Law & Order: SVU video Zohran Mamdani is killing it with these campaign ads
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why are they talking so much about events that happened after the show? What is the point of the show then? #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind9
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM