Pickles!
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NSFW furry artist. Probably shouldn't follow me... Unless you're into that kinda thing. Weirdo.
My boss had the AUDACITY to remind me that today is only Thursday.
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
My boss had the AUDACITY to remind me that today is only Thursday.
I went to the cardiologist today. Turns out, I DO have a heart!
Oh, and everything is fine. The chest pains i feel randomly are likely nerve related, not heart.
Oh, and everything is fine. The chest pains i feel randomly are likely nerve related, not heart.
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I went to the cardiologist today. Turns out, I DO have a heart!
Oh, and everything is fine. The chest pains i feel randomly are likely nerve related, not heart.
Oh, and everything is fine. The chest pains i feel randomly are likely nerve related, not heart.
So dad is fine. Though he did wake up confused several times last night.
My sister asked my dad how he's doing tonight when she got home. He said, "I think I'm going to pass away tonight." Dead serious. No laugh.
If he does, I'll kill him...
If he does, I'll kill him...
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
So dad is fine. Though he did wake up confused several times last night.
My sister asked my dad how he's doing tonight when she got home. He said, "I think I'm going to pass away tonight." Dead serious. No laugh.
If he does, I'll kill him...
If he does, I'll kill him...
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
My sister asked my dad how he's doing tonight when she got home. He said, "I think I'm going to pass away tonight." Dead serious. No laugh.
If he does, I'll kill him...
If he does, I'll kill him...
It turns out the person who set my appointment is an idiot. She was looking at JANUARY 30th when she told me "tomorrow."
I went to an urgent care anyway. They prescribed some steroids and mucinex.
I went to an urgent care anyway. They prescribed some steroids and mucinex.
I have a doctor's appointment for tomorrow about this cough. God, I hope something can be done for it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It turns out the person who set my appointment is an idiot. She was looking at JANUARY 30th when she told me "tomorrow."
I went to an urgent care anyway. They prescribed some steroids and mucinex.
I went to an urgent care anyway. They prescribed some steroids and mucinex.
I have a doctor's appointment for tomorrow about this cough. God, I hope something can be done for it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have a doctor's appointment for tomorrow about this cough. God, I hope something can be done for it.
I have been fighting with an absolutely lousy cough for over a week at this point. I'll inhale, feel some mucus vibrate in my throat, then cough like a 2-pack-a-day smoker with zero movement...
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have been fighting with an absolutely lousy cough for over a week at this point. I'll inhale, feel some mucus vibrate in my throat, then cough like a 2-pack-a-day smoker with zero movement...
I really hate that my mind is a freakin' sieve... When I was driving to work, I thought, "Oh! I want to look up specific character!" When I got to work, I completely forgot. On the drive home, I had the same thought! When I got home, POOF! Gone!
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I really hate that my mind is a freakin' sieve... When I was driving to work, I thought, "Oh! I want to look up specific character!" When I got to work, I completely forgot. On the drive home, I had the same thought! When I got home, POOF! Gone!
Im not really a fan of anthro elephants, but this drug mascot is actually kinda cute.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Im not really a fan of anthro elephants, but this drug mascot is actually kinda cute.
I am seriously having brain leakage. I knew about the new episode of Digital Circus today, but there was something else that has a new episode today that I can't remember for the life of me.
Also, there was a story I was trying to remember earlier that I was going to ask if anyone knew. Forgotten.
Also, there was a story I was trying to remember earlier that I was going to ask if anyone knew. Forgotten.
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am seriously having brain leakage. I knew about the new episode of Digital Circus today, but there was something else that has a new episode today that I can't remember for the life of me.
Also, there was a story I was trying to remember earlier that I was going to ask if anyone knew. Forgotten.
Also, there was a story I was trying to remember earlier that I was going to ask if anyone knew. Forgotten.
Evidence my brain has a mirror finish. When I saw BttF2, the part where Doc asks what future Doc means by, "Take care of Einstein," and Marty clarifies by saying, "Thats what you call your dog in the future." I fully thought Doc had the same dog from 1955 to 1985...
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Evidence my brain has a mirror finish. When I saw BttF2, the part where Doc asks what future Doc means by, "Take care of Einstein," and Marty clarifies by saying, "Thats what you call your dog in the future." I fully thought Doc had the same dog from 1955 to 1985...
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
Well, I just completely fucked our virtual machine cluster. How is YOUR morning going?
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well, I just completely fucked our virtual machine cluster. How is YOUR morning going?
I wanted to use Plex on my living room TV this weekend and was greeted with a message that basically said, "Your TV is too old! You don't get to use apps anymore! Buy something new!"
So fuck Visio. And fuck Yahoo, too. Planned obsolescence is bullshit.
So fuck Visio. And fuck Yahoo, too. Planned obsolescence is bullshit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I wanted to use Plex on my living room TV this weekend and was greeted with a message that basically said, "Your TV is too old! You don't get to use apps anymore! Buy something new!"
So fuck Visio. And fuck Yahoo, too. Planned obsolescence is bullshit.
So fuck Visio. And fuck Yahoo, too. Planned obsolescence is bullshit.
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#Extinctioners Origins page 25
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
#Extinctioners Origins page 25
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
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#Extinctioners Origins page 26
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#Extinctioners Origins page 26
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
www.patreon.com/Extinctioners
Repost greatly appreciated. Patreon support at the $5 level even more so.
How do guys cross their legs all the way? I mean, every time I try, it just gets VERY uncomfortable. Do you, like, tuck everything under your leg? Or pull it all on top?
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
How do guys cross their legs all the way? I mean, every time I try, it just gets VERY uncomfortable. Do you, like, tuck everything under your leg? Or pull it all on top?
My new poison is the daily Pokédle.
pokedle.net
Thankfully, it only has first generation Pokemon. The only generation I know with any degree of certainty. (I have no idea what generation Oshawott, Lucario or Lycanroc are from, and those are some of my favorites!)
pokedle.net
Thankfully, it only has first generation Pokemon. The only generation I know with any degree of certainty. (I have no idea what generation Oshawott, Lucario or Lycanroc are from, and those are some of my favorites!)
Pokédle
Daily guess Pokémons!
pokedle.net
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My new poison is the daily Pokédle.
pokedle.net
Thankfully, it only has first generation Pokemon. The only generation I know with any degree of certainty. (I have no idea what generation Oshawott, Lucario or Lycanroc are from, and those are some of my favorites!)
pokedle.net
Thankfully, it only has first generation Pokemon. The only generation I know with any degree of certainty. (I have no idea what generation Oshawott, Lucario or Lycanroc are from, and those are some of my favorites!)
I had yo take my dad to his cardiologist this morning and its been raining and yuck. And my smooth brain forgot to put shoes on him! Now he has wet socks and I feel like an ass.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I had yo take my dad to his cardiologist this morning and its been raining and yuck. And my smooth brain forgot to put shoes on him! Now he has wet socks and I feel like an ass.
Which weighs more: An infinitely large pile of feathers or an infinitely large pile of bricks?
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Which weighs more: An infinitely large pile of feathers or an infinitely large pile of bricks?
Who has two thumbs and didn't make sure the fridge door was closed at midnight when I put the turkey in after seasoning it, leaving everything to get to room temperature when I finally got up at 9?
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Who has two thumbs and didn't make sure the fridge door was closed at midnight when I put the turkey in after seasoning it, leaving everything to get to room temperature when I finally got up at 9?
Wine
Travel
Butter
Travel
Butter
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wine
Travel
Butter
Travel
Butter
I had the pleasure of buying a new car battery today. Fun. Im just glad it died at home and not while I was at the store.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I had the pleasure of buying a new car battery today. Fun. Im just glad it died at home and not while I was at the store.
How can I "bring it home" if it's being delivered?
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How can I "bring it home" if it's being delivered?
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