John Eichenlaub (not turkey, just dull)
misteroakleaf.bsky.social
John Eichenlaub (not turkey, just dull)
@misteroakleaf.bsky.social
Board and card gamer. Politics, pro wrestling, and authors are my jam.

Cis Het He/Him
I recommend hubcap size pancakes from your local Key's Cafe.
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Well, it WAS very subtle.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I missed most of this game (holiday season job B), and I'm pretty thankful for it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm glad the people that loved Final Fantasy loved it.

It was not for me, as I have never played a final fantasy game.

I also actively avoid UB in general.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tarkir
Edge
Aetherdrift

I actively avoid UB product.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Somebody asked me years ago how to build an EDH deck.

My answer was "picture the most broken thing you want to do in a game of Magic. Now take away the mana requirements."

I'm not sure that answer still applies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Do you believe this more or less than the idea of Michael Jordan's foray into baseball being a ban from the NBA?
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You'd think, but we need to consider the allure of being traitorous, treasonist cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They call them running gags because they do laps.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Don't be evil" was, what, 20 years and 3 leadership teams ago?
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I love mom and pop donut shops (Glam Doll is amazing, as is the Donut Hut) and by golly I'm considering it.

I'll give it a week before making my pilgrimage
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Volrath, but it was all.... propaganda
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There is nothing wrong with an even all-around haircut. I use clipper guard 1 every Saturday morning.
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You've influenced me to try to be a better person.

Sorry Lego says that doesn't count.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thanks, just gotta keep it consistent.

Those 20 minutes flew by while playing Ark Nova on BGA
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My girlfriend and just set a timer on 30 seconds of plank and 30 seconds of superman (among other exercises). I barely made it 10 seconds on each before I collapsed.

But I did 20 minutes on the elliptical yesterday!
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dave, this is perfect.

Like, the other ones are good (I laughed at Hagar the Horrible passer), but this one captures everything.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm really proud of you

[dot gif]
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I found there's one thing I love more than "surprise eyes" in your work.

It's crazy eyes.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Found at least one inactive for next game.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I really hate agreeing with Bill Kristol on anything.

I would love to get back to arguing tax policy with people like him as our most pressing domestic issue. (For example)
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Visions of the cinematic classic UHF are currently running in my brain.

You know the one.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yeah, that was.... weird.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I hate to say I think you're pretty safe on this one.

Yeesh
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Passive voice sanitizing of events.

I do not and will not believe a word of it until the footage is released.
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM