misterjamesesq.bsky.social
@misterjamesesq.bsky.social
Mid to late 50s, trying to be better, often coming off worse. Love to chat to new people.
Zangi 94-2161-0081.
Telegram: @shortjamesparsnips
Keep it light, yeah?
Zangi 94-2161-0081.
Telegram: @shortjamesparsnips
Keep it light, yeah?
Pinned
The smell on my wrist when I take my smart watch off to charge it reminds me of the neck of the first girl I ever kissed.
Look at this bullshit.
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Look at this bullshit.
He said he was Elon Musk and he wanted to make me rich. Sadly, he deleted his account.
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
He said he was Elon Musk and he wanted to make me rich. Sadly, he deleted his account.
I'm serious.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I'm serious.
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Started / Going
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Started / Going
Don't use photos of porn stars, especially not very recognisable porn stars.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Don't use photos of porn stars, especially not very recognisable porn stars.
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The US got run into to the ground by oligarchs and old fucks
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The US got run into to the ground by oligarchs and old fucks
Okay, this one's awkward...
Just because I like ONE thing you posted that shouldn't and doesn't mean I immediately want you to DM me. If I like more than 10 posts then yeah, maybe I'm saying something, but otherwise just take a breath, compose yourself and consider your next move carefully. x
Just because I like ONE thing you posted that shouldn't and doesn't mean I immediately want you to DM me. If I like more than 10 posts then yeah, maybe I'm saying something, but otherwise just take a breath, compose yourself and consider your next move carefully. x
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Okay, this one's awkward...
Just because I like ONE thing you posted that shouldn't and doesn't mean I immediately want you to DM me. If I like more than 10 posts then yeah, maybe I'm saying something, but otherwise just take a breath, compose yourself and consider your next move carefully. x
Just because I like ONE thing you posted that shouldn't and doesn't mean I immediately want you to DM me. If I like more than 10 posts then yeah, maybe I'm saying something, but otherwise just take a breath, compose yourself and consider your next move carefully. x
Well it's been about a month since I set this account up. My intention was to post things that interest me, comment on other peoples' funny posts and just have fun.
I was not expecting so many people to message me. This should've been a pleasant surprise, but honestly I feel really down right now.
I was not expecting so many people to message me. This should've been a pleasant surprise, but honestly I feel really down right now.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Well it's been about a month since I set this account up. My intention was to post things that interest me, comment on other peoples' funny posts and just have fun.
I was not expecting so many people to message me. This should've been a pleasant surprise, but honestly I feel really down right now.
I was not expecting so many people to message me. This should've been a pleasant surprise, but honestly I feel really down right now.
Apparently not.
Please, pretty please, delete your accounts before you decide to waste my time, blithering idiots. Jesus...
Please, pretty please, delete your accounts before you decide to waste my time, blithering idiots. Jesus...
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Apparently not.
Please, pretty please, delete your accounts before you decide to waste my time, blithering idiots. Jesus...
Please, pretty please, delete your accounts before you decide to waste my time, blithering idiots. Jesus...
Reposting as it seems the message is not getting through.
Been here a few weeks now, said some stuff, but to be clear:
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Reposting as it seems the message is not getting through.
Maybe, if you'd not deleted your account before giving me the necessary info, idiot.
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Maybe, if you'd not deleted your account before giving me the necessary info, idiot.
Another conservative weirdo for your block lists...
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Another conservative weirdo for your block lists...
Just don't message, OK? You're all tapped.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Just don't message, OK? You're all tapped.
Like you care, deserter. We could've been friends for life!
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Like you care, deserter. We could've been friends for life!
Great, now I can't use the voucher, an anonymous person I don't follow...
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Great, now I can't use the voucher, an anonymous person I don't follow...
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What’s it gonna take?
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
What’s it gonna take?
She didn't. This place is full of weirdos. Sort yourselves out. Why do this?
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
She didn't. This place is full of weirdos. Sort yourselves out. Why do this?
Been here a few weeks now, said some stuff, but to be clear:
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Been here a few weeks now, said some stuff, but to be clear:
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
If you have 0 posts on your profile, don't message me.
If you don't have a profile photo, don't message me.
If you send me a chat request and your first message is "where are you?" I'll block you.
P*rn star profile photo? You're blocked.
Two new followers overnight... look very carefully and you might notice something unusual.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Two new followers overnight... look very carefully and you might notice something unusual.
They thanked me, I said "you're welcome" and they just fucked off. Is it any wonder I feel what little milk of human kindness I had left is evaporating?
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
They thanked me, I said "you're welcome" and they just fucked off. Is it any wonder I feel what little milk of human kindness I had left is evaporating?
I was, quite clearly, not being rude.
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I was, quite clearly, not being rude.
What in the Poundshop AI is going on here??!!
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 AM
What in the Poundshop AI is going on here??!!
New day, same old...
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 AM
New day, same old...
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Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"
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ICE IS TRUE AND PURE EVIL.
They are committing murder in broad daylight
They are killing innocent people
This is truly disgusting and evil.
They are committing murder in broad daylight
They are killing innocent people
This is truly disgusting and evil.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
ICE IS TRUE AND PURE EVIL.
They are committing murder in broad daylight
They are killing innocent people
This is truly disgusting and evil.
They are committing murder in broad daylight
They are killing innocent people
This is truly disgusting and evil.