Steve Hogarty
@misterbrilliant.bsky.social
a writer for cool magazines about stuff
this is what they took from you
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
this is what they took from you
Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
I'm glad the Pope lived long enough to see Conclave starring Ralph Fiennes.
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm glad the Pope lived long enough to see Conclave starring Ralph Fiennes.
What if the real Katy Perry is still in space.
April 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What if the real Katy Perry is still in space.
Happy birthday women.
March 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy birthday women.
You might have seen that Apple released an eight-hour, lo-fi Severance focus set with ODESZA. You might not have spotted that it syncs up perfectly with the Music Dance Experience at around three and a half hours in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
Severance — Music To Refine To feat. ODESZA | Apple TV+
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February 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
You might have seen that Apple released an eight-hour, lo-fi Severance focus set with ODESZA. You might not have spotted that it syncs up perfectly with the Music Dance Experience at around three and a half hours in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
I have often noticed that the celebrities on Hot Ones can't answer questions or get distracted because the hot sauce is too spicy. They should trying doing the interviews without the hot sauce.
February 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I have often noticed that the celebrities on Hot Ones can't answer questions or get distracted because the hot sauce is too spicy. They should trying doing the interviews without the hot sauce.
There was a golden era of twitter in the mid 2010s when you could tweet about a urinal cake and the brand would reply "thank you for pissing on me" and everything was perfect.
February 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There was a golden era of twitter in the mid 2010s when you could tweet about a urinal cake and the brand would reply "thank you for pissing on me" and everything was perfect.
google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document?
guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
February 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document?
guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me
vet: well we got the test results back, your dog has no nerve endings
bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
February 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
vet: well we got the test results back, your dog has no nerve endings
bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
donald trump's neuralink just exploded live on stage
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
donald trump's neuralink just exploded live on stage
it's chilli outside
January 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
it's chilli outside
neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree
January 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree
This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.
Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...
December 16, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...
Reposted by Steve Hogarty
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
January 7, 2024 at 11:00 AM
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
One genuinely useful application of NotebookLM is giving it all the user manuals for your washing machine, router, fridge etc, so you can just ask it what it means when some random light is flashing yellow. Follow for more Top Tech Tips.
November 21, 2024 at 9:24 AM
One genuinely useful application of NotebookLM is giving it all the user manuals for your washing machine, router, fridge etc, so you can just ask it what it means when some random light is flashing yellow. Follow for more Top Tech Tips.
These workshy millennials with their one-click blocklists. I'm building my blocklist with my own two hands, like my father did, and his father before him.
November 19, 2024 at 11:41 AM
These workshy millennials with their one-click blocklists. I'm building my blocklist with my own two hands, like my father did, and his father before him.
To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"
November 7, 2024 at 9:28 AM
To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"
If I was Jesus I would have simply refused to drag my crucifix up the big hill, like lol what are they gonna do, crucify me
March 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
If I was Jesus I would have simply refused to drag my crucifix up the big hill, like lol what are they gonna do, crucify me
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
January 7, 2024 at 11:00 AM
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
if you're ever stuck in a conversation about politics, just say "it's the hypocrisy that I find astounding". then if there are any follow up questions, do that thing where you pretend to walk down some stairs behind a counter
October 8, 2023 at 2:03 PM
if you're ever stuck in a conversation about politics, just say "it's the hypocrisy that I find astounding". then if there are any follow up questions, do that thing where you pretend to walk down some stairs behind a counter