“I need to rip ass, sister.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
“I need to rip ass, sister.”
I’m just saying, I could do that too. The groundhog is not special
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’m just saying, I could do that too. The groundhog is not special
Shooting dr scholls impact gel into my pussy so I can pound your man into oblivion without wear or tear
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Shooting dr scholls impact gel into my pussy so I can pound your man into oblivion without wear or tear
The gravitational pull of my ass got all your men yearning
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The gravitational pull of my ass got all your men yearning
It’s over for you hoes now; I just became incorruptible
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It’s over for you hoes now; I just became incorruptible
There’s something about straight people using the word partner that really annoys me. It’s like those couples who said “we’re not gonna get married until everyone can”.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
There’s something about straight people using the word partner that really annoys me. It’s like those couples who said “we’re not gonna get married until everyone can”.
The twilight vampires not requiring sleep is related to the Mormon denial of and therefore heightened desire for stimulants. The Mormons long to be awake but cannot drink the coffee
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The twilight vampires not requiring sleep is related to the Mormon denial of and therefore heightened desire for stimulants. The Mormons long to be awake but cannot drink the coffee
We need to send teens to the front lines of these protests bc they are uniquely equipped to find the particular flaws in ICE agents that will make them want to kill themselves
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
We need to send teens to the front lines of these protests bc they are uniquely equipped to find the particular flaws in ICE agents that will make them want to kill themselves
Men go crazy for my brown nipples
January 23, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Men go crazy for my brown nipples
I serve up dry, crusty pussy at the work potluck so they stop asking me to participate. But it’s the fifth year and they can’t get enough😭 yt ppl crazy
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I serve up dry, crusty pussy at the work potluck so they stop asking me to participate. But it’s the fifth year and they can’t get enough😭 yt ppl crazy
Former Congresswoman Nikki Blonsky denies that she is on the Epstein list. No one asked, but she’s denying it anyway “just in case”
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Former Congresswoman Nikki Blonsky denies that she is on the Epstein list. No one asked, but she’s denying it anyway “just in case”
Nichole Scherzinger holding out that ridiculously long note in As if we never said goodbye fills me with rage.
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Nichole Scherzinger holding out that ridiculously long note in As if we never said goodbye fills me with rage.
I watched an It Gets Better video in middle school so now I strut on my way to take a shit in the office
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I watched an It Gets Better video in middle school so now I strut on my way to take a shit in the office
Standing up to pee is so performative
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Standing up to pee is so performative
Imagine my surprise when I learn this traitors show is just the setup of Town of Salem
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Imagine my surprise when I learn this traitors show is just the setup of Town of Salem
Not now kitten, daddy just took a shit most foul
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Not now kitten, daddy just took a shit most foul
Those avatar movies make a billion dollars each time. And yet I truly do not know a single person irl who has seen either of the sequels.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Those avatar movies make a billion dollars each time. And yet I truly do not know a single person irl who has seen either of the sequels.
The trailer for You, Me, and Tuscany is an offense to humanity. I truly have not seen a trailer make me despise a movie more
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The trailer for You, Me, and Tuscany is an offense to humanity. I truly have not seen a trailer make me despise a movie more
So I was assaulted with that AI generated Coca Cola ad at the movie theater and like…they were proud of this? It genuinely looks like shit
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So I was assaulted with that AI generated Coca Cola ad at the movie theater and like…they were proud of this? It genuinely looks like shit
Alvatar would have more lasting relevance if they leaned into the horniness more
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Alvatar would have more lasting relevance if they leaned into the horniness more
Did Santa come down my chimney this year? Let me put it this way: the whole neighborhood thinks I’m boiling mushrooms in my fireplace
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Did Santa come down my chimney this year? Let me put it this way: the whole neighborhood thinks I’m boiling mushrooms in my fireplace
More gay sex more gay romance more gay television
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
More gay sex more gay romance more gay television
Starting a rumor that the floaties in your eye are excess sperm and the best way to clear your vision is to cum often
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Starting a rumor that the floaties in your eye are excess sperm and the best way to clear your vision is to cum often
I love how the green m&m’s eyebrows float above her head
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love how the green m&m’s eyebrows float above her head