Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans
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missplacedathome.bsky.social
Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans
@missplacedathome.bsky.social
🇺🇦 Slava Ukraine
Member of The British Legion
living in France
Poli Sci Nerd
usually standing on the sidelines
commenting
♿️ #ActuallyAutistic & disabled

naturtrüb aber glücklich
bugger off

ALT Sea slug w/ leafy body and cow head
Costasiella kuroshimae
Perfect for the cat to vomit into.
Not looking at anyone in specific.
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Checked in at the hospital.
Got a room for myself (thank you, Ellen 💖). The view is as always just beautiful.
And since I’ve got the best sis in the world (thank you @laveuve.bsky.social , dearest ❤️) my feet not only look fancy but also are kept nice and warm.

Now the boring part begins: waiting.
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Meet Chief Hopper.
If everything goes as planned we will adopt this 5 lb bundle of resilience by the end of this month. He’s a mix of teacup poodle and chihuahua and comes with an abundance of medical issues due to the reckless breeding of miniature dogs: his skull is deformed, his jaw bones
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hush! Don’t give them ideas! I’m hopelessly outnumbered here…
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Does Bob live with cats?
Mine annihilated my comfy felt slippers.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nothing to see here. Just the official White House site listing various outlets and individuals and their purely imaginary "offences“ which mainly consist of criticizing the Trump administration.

Highlight: they’re asking folks to submit tips. Denunciation is the name of the game.

Orwellian.
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
So who shat on the Christmas trees in the White House?

Who did this?
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I reckon he likes his breakfast.

Baron has always been like a toddler messing with his food but ever since we started him on this mash with herbs and chamomile tea (he had a colic a few weeks ago) he’s positively turned into a pig. My little piggy pony 😹
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your gallery shows what killed you.

I got killed by a glitch on Duolingo.
Which in a weird way totally is indeed appropriate. 😹
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And give back what you stole from Ukraine. Especially the children and POWs. Maybe try an apology and reparations.

Russia is a terrorist state.

#SlavaUkraini

🇺🇦

I borrowed this bc it was posted w/o ALT.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They’ve grown so fast and they don’t squeak anymore but they’re still so adorable 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Welcome to my world.
The cats win. Every single time.
How could anyone with a heart say no to these?
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lest we forget.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Le brouillard en Novembre -
Autumn in France

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnp5...
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wettbewerbe, eine maximale Einschränkung der Zucht, massivst strengere Auflagen für Haltung und Betreuung von Tieren aller Art, absolutes Schlachtverbot. Und JEDE Art kommerzieller Ausbeutung.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When the going gets tough treat yourselves w/ some good food.
The one and only MrFancyPants#Handsome did most of the work and the results were so good we‘ll have this awesome meal again tomorrow.
We recently subscribed to CrowdFarming and are blown away with the quality of produce we got.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#UglyFood

It doesn’t look nice but it’s pure chocolaty bliss on an otherwise fucked up day.

(recipe in ALT)
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@CNN
You okay???

Can you tell Laura Sharman that 47 is the one who failed - Ukraine, Gaza, his own country and pretty much the rest of the world except Putin and his other authoritarian bro dudes???

Or are y’all too busy kissing the orange ass?

Jfc.
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ich wach nur auf, weil ich Durst habe oder Miles schnarcht.
Eigentlich ist das ganz schön so.
October 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fortunately there are airfryer fries.
Hosianna. Praise the [insert your favourite higher power here]!
Now bugger off.
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
St Malo at her best.
Enjoying the good life in one of the quaint little cafes on the lesser known beaches.

We’re blessed.
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Sail on, Silverbird.

We‘ll miss you 🖤
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thank you so much for your kind words and your love ❤️
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Xxxx xxx xxxx?"
"I will."
"Xxxx xxx xxxx?"
"I will."

*kissing sounds*

❤️
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM