gremmy
@missmichael.bsky.social
part time supervillain
full time loverboy
full time loverboy
water with a splash of cran, i call this baby the uti buster
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
water with a splash of cran, i call this baby the uti buster
they call me the tailor bc of how i thread the needle. if u even care.
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
they call me the tailor bc of how i thread the needle. if u even care.
posted from my place of full time employment as i'm fully sober btw
hitting a blinker and looking at analog speakers on facebook marketplace to build a wall of sound in the basement of my rental duplex
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
posted from my place of full time employment as i'm fully sober btw
hitting a blinker and looking at analog speakers on facebook marketplace to build a wall of sound in the basement of my rental duplex
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
hitting a blinker and looking at analog speakers on facebook marketplace to build a wall of sound in the basement of my rental duplex
they call me a bartender bc i tend bar
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
they call me a bartender bc i tend bar
when i grow up i want to be a computer program
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
when i grow up i want to be a computer program
texas flipping blue just as the prophecy foretold
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
texas flipping blue just as the prophecy foretold
ppl are gonna crucify me for this but honestly it's cheesecake
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
ppl are gonna crucify me for this but honestly it's cheesecake
the masses would rather watch a movie about a convict welded into a submarine for two hours than a biopic on the first lady of the united states and you know what? that's beautiful and also based
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
the masses would rather watch a movie about a convict welded into a submarine for two hours than a biopic on the first lady of the united states and you know what? that's beautiful and also based
one must imagine sisyphus #opentowork
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
one must imagine sisyphus #opentowork
niche internet microcryptid
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
niche internet microcryptid
why don't i have a verified badge despite having no meaningful public figure status and leaving no lasting impressions upon the digital space
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
why don't i have a verified badge despite having no meaningful public figure status and leaving no lasting impressions upon the digital space
changed my pfp and @ but it's still me... the same ole gremlinmichael...
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
changed my pfp and @ but it's still me... the same ole gremlinmichael...
i want to be perceived as an ambiguous creature but unfortunately for me i have big ole doe eyes and massive honkers
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
i want to be perceived as an ambiguous creature but unfortunately for me i have big ole doe eyes and massive honkers
just learned about a certain casting decision in the fuckass joker sequel
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
just learned about a certain casting decision in the fuckass joker sequel
this MAN was licking the couch and stopped when the camera was on him bc he doesn't want yall to believe me
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
this MAN was licking the couch and stopped when the camera was on him bc he doesn't want yall to believe me
i don't know anything about marvel rivals but seeing that little shark in any sort of distress fills me with animalistic rage
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
i don't know anything about marvel rivals but seeing that little shark in any sort of distress fills me with animalistic rage
Reposted by gremmy
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
very funny that my now husband was #1 on this
at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
very funny that my now husband was #1 on this
and i did!
open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
and i did!
open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
do you think they'll work it out on the remix
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
do you think they'll work it out on the remix
huge day for messy breakups!
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
huge day for messy breakups!
this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow
elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp