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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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"Curling is the pickleball of the Winter Olympics."
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If the Winter Olympians fought the Summer Olympians who would win?
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I think it's nice when there's a big snowstorm and the next day people put chairs out in the street to give away.
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Tripped on the light fantastic again, dammit.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too woke and the AEW Dynamite crowd is too woke and the Oscars are too woke maybe it’s actually a you problem.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter currently being held in an ICE detention facility in Texas.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in search of 11,780 people to watch the Melania movie.
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the streets then arresting all of the people ICE is targeting. https://people.com/ice-employee-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-minnesota-11852492
ICE Employee Arrested in Child Sex Sting Allegedly Told Cops, 'I'm ICE, Boys.' The Police Chief Was Not Impressed
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after allegedly trying to hire a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minn., police said.
people.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image?
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The U.S. government has imposed economic sanctions on and occupied the largest city of Minnesota.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally to killing people domestically.
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Maduro should be thankful he didn’t commit the crime of being a Venezuelan fisherman.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Venezuelan President Maduro asks whether, as a foreign head of state meriting special treatment unavailable to an ordinary detainee, he can receive the same prison accommodations as Ghislaine Maxwell.
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United States, deports to Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Adhering to the War Powers Resolution passed in 1973, before President Trump authorized the raid on Venezuelan President Maduro he consulted with and fully briefed the leadership of the oil industry.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Breaking: White House rumors swirl that Susie Wiles to be imminently replaced as Chief of Staff by another trusted Trump advisor, Ghislaine Maxwell.
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM