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#NUFC
Shut up and take my money!

#NUFC #Germany #FIFAWorldCup2026
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
First order of business, bringing Anderson back to St James’ Park! ⚫️⚪️

#NUFC #FM26
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Firefighter!

Covered every blade of grass yesterday, putting out fires everywhere. He’s bloody relentless.

Shame his strike didn’t fly in, as it would’ve crowned another monster performance.

#NUFC
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We're winning the fucking lot!

#NUFC #FootballManager
September 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bruno scored last night in Brazil’s 3-0 World Cup qualifier win vs Chile.

#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #Brazil
September 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In August, Keir Starmer battled storms in Westminster, while Eddie Howe faced his own at St James’. With the transfer deadline looming, all eyes turned to what’s next for Alexander Isak.

#NUFC
August 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Today's the day!

Eddie Howe's Champions League Mags! ⚫️⚪️

#NUFC
August 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My lineup Vs Leeds, if we don't sign anyone prior and we don't have any further injury updates.

I’d like Hall to start, but I'd expect Trippier will play, if Thiaw & Miley both start.

Ramsey could move to LW with Willock in CM, but Ramsey impressed vs Liverpool, so I expect Barnes in again.

#NUFC
August 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Absolutely love this mind! ⚫️⚪️

@worflags.org.uk #NUFC
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me & the Mrs went down to the Baltic today for The Road to Wembley exhibition.

Not a bad way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

#NUFC
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never prayed for a Luke Edward’s tweet to be correct until tonight.

#NUFC
August 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why’s he’s not mentioned the 3 years he’s still got left on his contract. 🤷🏼‍♂️

#NUFC
August 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Last team to beat Crystal Palace in a competitive game?

Eddies Mags 5-0.

#NUFC
August 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Watched MOTD again this morning and I’m gutted we didn’t get Trafford.

For City’s third goal, he nonchalantly clipped a ball from his six yard box, bypassing Wolves’ press and creating a 3v3 that led to a goal.

That’s something you just don’t get with Pope or Ramsdale.

#NUFC
August 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Brentford watching Newcastle have 16 shots against 10 men and still not score.

#NUFC #Brentford
August 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This the team for tomorrow then?

I'd love to have seen Hall and Botman challenging to start, but I can't see it happening after their limited minutes in pre season.

I'd start Elanga, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie went with Murphy instead.

#NUFC #PremierLeague
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a drastic way of looking at it, but it’s correct. It’s what they’ve spent vs what they’ve brought in over the last 10 years.

Player amortisation and when they’ve actually sold players will show the true picture.

That said, outgoings versus incomings show it’s a shit show.
August 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mentally preparing myself to watch Matty Targett play football.

#NUFC
August 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
July 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Premier League programme of the season, you’ll never sign that!

#NUFC
July 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’d be happy with this. 12m might not seem much, but I can’t see us getting anything more. Especially with a year left on his contract. It would also represent pure profit PSR wise.

#NUFC
July 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
July 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Absolutely fantastic this mind.

#NUFC
June 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Of course he was MOTM!

Tino on the overlap!

#NUFC
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM