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Miss Epiphany
@missepiphany.bsky.social
1.2K followers 230 following 680 posts
Professional, but not in a very cubicle way

All of my links: https://t.co/qRThXFroJI
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Leather waist cincher by @emmaalamo.com
Music by Ouija Macc obvi
Body by pegging
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I’ve been in an extra nylon loving mood lately, and I’m excited to show off some new pantyhose and body stockings. Wolford Neon 40s will obviously stay a top favorite (that’s what I’m wearing under the thigh high stockings!) but it’s fun to explore new hosiery.
Photo of Miss Epiphany from the thighs up. One hand is placed firmly on her thigh and the other is pushing her long red hair back from her face as she leans slightly towards and over you. She wears a nude and black lace bustier, suntan Wolford 40 Neons pantyhose, black lace underwear and a black lace garter belt attached to vintage dark tan thigh high nylon stockings. Her red lips are parted slightly as she looked at you, and the sunlight emphasizes the curve of her hip and the sheen of the pantyhose.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Just a reminder that the SB sales are still going until the 21st! Subs are 25% off right now!
Miss Epiphany smiles at the viewer in a green dress and white cardigan while describing the details of her newest sale
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I'm still doing my holiday scatbook sale. Have you subscribed yet?
Miss Epiphany in an office, looking vaguely judgmentally at the viewer while describing the details of her sale
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Feeling festive! Running an all new "Merry Shitmas" sale this December on my scatbooks! Subscriptions have been lowered by 25%, but only until December 21st!
Miss Epiphany stares at the viewer in white lingerie, covering her crotch while relaying the details of her newest sale.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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You've been good, so I have a gift for you!
I'm running a holiday sale on my SB pages. Subscriptions costs have been dropped by 25% from now to December 21st!
Miss Epiphany leans over to the viewer in scanty black clothing and lists the details of her new holiday sale
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The best part about having long hair is letting it hang for effect
Miss Epiphany stands in an office wearing a black bra, leather skirt, seamed tights, and high heel shoes. Her hair hangs as she looks over her shoulder at the viewer.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Behind the scenes footage is less glamorous when you broke your fucking phone stand lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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What are you doing down there? Trying to hide from me?
Miss Epiphany kneels on the floor, looking down at the reader. She plays with her hair while giving a playful smile.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Is it too obvious to make a joke about getting wet?
Miss Epiphany stares at you while sitting on a couch in a wetsuit
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I built this shit brick by brick. What’re you working on these days? New skills, new friendships (or enjoying/strengthening old ones), little free libraries or sharing shelves, education, art projects, what’re you putting energy into?
Miss Epiphany is sitting and looking at you, a slight smile on her red glossy lips. She wears black leather biker vest over a black pvc bra. Silver metal chains hold up her bottoms, which are out of the picture. Her long red hair is pushed back from one shoulder and falls forward over her other one.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I blocking your view?
Photo of Miss Epiphany standing in front of a window with the blinds drawn. She is wearing a black leather corset with matching shorts and knee-high socks
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Everybody enjoys a tasteful flower arrangement, right?
close-up shot of Miss Epiphany holding a bouquet of flowers in latex-gloved hands
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m finally 30, and to make it properly my “dirty thirties” I’ll have to dedicate myself to being even dirtier than ever!
Fortunately this fantastic photoshoot (📸 @kingstropharia.bsky.social ) gives dirt a renaissance revival. It’ll all get shared on my Loyalfans!
Miss Epiphany stands in front of a metallic gold brocade. Her long red hair is down and she’s wearing only sheer nude latex gloves and a sheer cream and nude pair of lace and mesh high rush panties. She holds a bouquet of cream and peach and pink flowers. Epiphany looks directly at you while tipping her head and pushing her hair back. Miss Epiphany stands in front of a metallic gold brocade. Her long red hair is down and she’s wearing only sheer nude latex gloves and a sheer cream and nude pair of lace and mesh high rush panties. She holds a bouquet of cream and peach and pink flowers. One hip is curved out towards you as she herself turns slightly away, still looking at you intensely.
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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It’s my birthday this weekend! If you want to help me celebrate, buy some porn and be a pervert please! I’ve got so many sites in my link in bio if you want to peruse 😋
Miss Epiphany mirror selfie, wearing black lingerie, thigh highs, and high heels. A filter is added to the picture making it look like a glitch, with several red and teal iterations of the image overlayed, somewhat blurring the image. Two green boxes have text reading the same as the caption
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Not a hairdresser or a gardener, but I can tell when you need a snip.
Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social ✂️
Miss Epiphany is standing in a garden next to a wheelbarrow. The sun has nearly gone down, so the shadows are dramatic. She wears a pink latex leotard with white trim and opera length white latex gloves, and holds a large pair of garden shears. Her wet hair is pulled back but trails over her shoulder and she looks intensely at the viewer.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Thank you for your patience! I’ve had some time to grieve and process and am coming back into the world, planning to answer all emails and inquiries soon
Selfie of Miss Epiphany looking down at you, wearing a light pink lacy top, her cleavage pushes together for emphasis. Her red hair tumbles towards you on one side and is pushed behind her shoulder in the other side. A blur filter is applied to the picture, with less blur on her face and more everywhere else. Black text on white background reads the same as caption
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I mentioned some sad news a few days ago; one of my friends passed away. I’m still really struggling with grief and waiting to see if there will be a funeral or other celebration of life
Photo of a large beautiful flower with red and yellow petals against a blue sky. White text on black background below the flower reads the same as post.
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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After a time period of bad news, I have received some very sad news in my personal life. I may or may not be online as much, though queued posts will still go out on LF
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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You don’t always need a hoe to garden 🪏😘
Miss Epiphany stands outside next to a wheelbarrow, one arm resting on the side of the wheelbarrow and the other holding a shovel that is wedged into the dirt in the wheelbarrow. She wears long, past the elbow white latex gloves, a pink latex leotard with white trim, and a pink choker necklace with lace and spikes. On the ground in the shadows and plants, one white high heel platform pleaser boot is visible. Her long red hair is wet and pulled back into a high ponytail, and she looks saucily right at you.
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Accidentally went right for the Captain Morgan pose but still cute
Photo of Miss Epiphany. She is standing with one leg up on a chair, in a way that is very reminiscent of the Captain Morgan logo. She is wearing a latex military dress cap in silver gray and black with a matching military uniform style latex collared shirt and black Sam Browne belt. She has a utility belt slung around her hips and wears black shiny tight leggings and heeled ankle boots with lots of straps and studs. White text in upper left corner reads same as caption.
August 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The first wetting his thong was so wet you couldn’t tell because it was all saturated, but the second time he let it run down onto the ground 😋
A downward view of Sissy Sally standing on some concrete. The pink thong is noticeably wet in the crotch and the ground at his feet is wet and splattered Close up of the wetness on Sissy Sally’s pink thong.
August 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Another one from my shoot last year with @kingstropharia.bsky.social - there are plenty of pics I won’t be sharing to instagram or probably here because my bikini is TOO tiny. But I’ll share them to my loyal fans or to people who want to buy the whole photoset.
Miss Epiphany emerges dramatically from within the waters of the hot tub, head thrown back luxuriously as the warm water holds her and the light and shadows kiss her glowing skin. The lighting is edited to be mysterious, moody, dramatic.
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Happy birthday @servemissbat.com !! You deserve the best of wishes and also presents 😘🎁😋
Miss Bat is on the left, sitting, and Miss Epiphany is on the right laying on her stomach. Miss Bat wears a black sequin tube top and Miss Epiphany wears a matching pink one. Miss Bat has her legs towards the camera, knees bent, black fishnets on, and one hand on Miss Epiphany’s shoulder. They have slightly different shades of lipstick (dark red for Miss Bat, berry red for Miss Epiphany). They both look intensely and beautifully at the camera. Black box with white text on the right middle part of the pic reads the same as the caption.
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Beach day with other local professionally hot people
Big thanks to those who sent funds to help us buy snacks for our community events!
Photo of Miss Epiphany sitting on the grass on the shore of a lake, with taller grass and brush behind her. She is facing to the left side, leaning back on one arm, one leg straight out and one leg bent with the knee up. Her other hand is exaggeratedly reaching up to touch the brim of her dramatically large black sun hat. She wears a tiny pink sequin bikini. Green text over the pic reads “Beach day with other local professionally hot people” and white text under the pic reads “Big thanks to those who sent funds to help us buy snacks for our community events!”
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM