Omg. This is my husband's prediction, with the exception that he says they'll flee to Russia before doing any prison time

AP needs to get more sciency and less trumpy. Grow some balls maybe 🧐

Feeling you. I just wanna art 🎨 again.

Truth. When I taught h.s. English, every time I assigned a short story that I sent them digitally, I saw them on their laptops scroll down to see how long it was. 5 pgs made them groan. Often I had to read to them aloud, if I really wanted them to get into the story. I developed good acting skills.☺️

Lightning ⚡

Architects of AI? I think the word Time is looking for is "pushers," as in selling us something that is potentially gonna kill us

Omg. I'm trying to imagine someone worse right now ...

I mean, the word itself is hilarious. Hockey puck. See?

Posthumous Validation Seeking: "Individuals may continue to strive for goals they believe would have made their father proud, even after he is gone, because the need for paternal approval runs deep"

Translation: dead daddy issues ☹️

Same. Except, "where's my baby donkey?" 🐴

The trump SOP

It's official. I've developed a severe and intractable aversion to bald white men in business suits whose IQs are on the left side of the Bell curve. 🔔

I read that great travel guide and thought it sounded awesome, you know, Dante's Inferno? 📖 🔥

A sanitarium for syphilitics? Ok by me ✔️

I feel like Nostradamus sometimes. No, not 521 years old... although... 🧔🏻‍♀️

I'm a flutist! I'd call myself a flautist but it sounds like someone who's an expert on taquitos 🌯 ... I love the sax tho

That brought me joy!!!!🎷🙂‍↔️

Ooh, just in time for my birthday, which is already a day filled with gloom and regret. 🥳