Ringer-er
@mis.mmmatch.es
Internet pig (/chicken/cow/etc), mess maker, dignity undoer, embarrassment enthusiast, slop connoisseur. He/him.
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
It's a burden we bear together
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's a burden we bear together
Man, omorashi/watersports is def in that zone right now
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Man, omorashi/watersports is def in that zone right now
I would like so badly to say yes, but tbd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I would like so badly to say yes, but tbd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t know offhand if there’s any one major thing but honestly basic pet stuff (collar tugs, head pats, “good boy”s) are very nice
Just being enabled in general really
Just being enabled in general really
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don’t know offhand if there’s any one major thing but honestly basic pet stuff (collar tugs, head pats, “good boy”s) are very nice
Just being enabled in general really
Just being enabled in general really
There are too many, so in the spirit of the season let’s just say “being the main course at Friendsgiving”
bsky.app/profile/mmma...
bsky.app/profile/mmma...
It's a great day to be stuffed into an embarrassing turkey outfit and covered in all sorts of savory slop until you're an unrecognizable mess
You know, if you're into that sort of thing
You know, if you're into that sort of thing
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There are too many, so in the spirit of the season let’s just say “being the main course at Friendsgiving”
bsky.app/profile/mmma...
bsky.app/profile/mmma...
Man, paint is really not much of a thing for me as I prefer something thicker, but pink I guess would be good (and by good I mean bad, please don't, oh no)
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Man, paint is really not much of a thing for me as I prefer something thicker, but pink I guess would be good (and by good I mean bad, please don't, oh no)
There's something very hot about workwear tbh...
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's something very hot about workwear tbh...
I think there's something about the believability of it compared to impossibly large/numerous pastries and other substances (which are also very welcome, don't get me wrong)
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think there's something about the believability of it compared to impossibly large/numerous pastries and other substances (which are also very welcome, don't get me wrong)
I'll be honest - I liked them in theory and was on the fence about ordering some since it felt like I was kind of doing it for a bit. But actually having and wearing them? Oh my god, insanely good.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'll be honest - I liked them in theory and was on the fence about ordering some since it felt like I was kind of doing it for a bit. But actually having and wearing them? Oh my god, insanely good.
Like, substance? Really nice mud, I think.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Like, substance? Really nice mud, I think.
See also: just because you have a kink in common doesn't mean you'll be friends automatically
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
See also: just because you have a kink in common doesn't mean you'll be friends automatically
Need to introduce a 3rd
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Need to introduce a 3rd
Like, who is better equipped to press all your exact buttons than yourself, especially ones that maybe you aren't necessarily wanting to have pressed by others
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Like, who is better equipped to press all your exact buttons than yourself, especially ones that maybe you aren't necessarily wanting to have pressed by others
They were from @rubberpaws.bsky.social!
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They were from @rubberpaws.bsky.social!