mirrorz
@mirrorz.bsky.social
Artist. Former Farker. Vintage toy collector. I have a few cats, and I post shit sometimes. I'm virtually and physically invisible.
Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.
Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.
My Christmas Tree is decorated.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My Christmas Tree is decorated.
I have a close friend who unfortunately uses chatgpt for everything. Things he could just google or even better, ask someone who knows about the thing. (Like me) I've been building fences for over 35years and he was second guessing my every decision for his fence because chatgpt didnt agree.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I have a close friend who unfortunately uses chatgpt for everything. Things he could just google or even better, ask someone who knows about the thing. (Like me) I've been building fences for over 35years and he was second guessing my every decision for his fence because chatgpt didnt agree.
It took 14 people to play these mediocre songs on SNL. That's too many people in a band.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It took 14 people to play these mediocre songs on SNL. That's too many people in a band.
This cat sleeps with her eyes open.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This cat sleeps with her eyes open.
It's 80degrees tonight. About 102 around this "relaxing" fire.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's 80degrees tonight. About 102 around this "relaxing" fire.
::Snare, snare, snare-snare-snare, snare-snare-snare, snare, snare:: DOG SHOW!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
::Snare, snare, snare-snare-snare, snare-snare-snare, snare, snare:: DOG SHOW!
Odd phemomena that I frequently run into: Any time I do any digging with construction in my area, I find marbles about a foot down in the dirt. Probably just the oldest toy so they're common, but it's the depth that gets me. They're often near fence lines too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Odd phemomena that I frequently run into: Any time I do any digging with construction in my area, I find marbles about a foot down in the dirt. Probably just the oldest toy so they're common, but it's the depth that gets me. They're often near fence lines too.
I cannot block enough sports terms to keep the sports posts out of my feeds.
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I cannot block enough sports terms to keep the sports posts out of my feeds.
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Anyway here's one of the 48 pics/videos my phone took of the inside of my pocket after bypassing my PIN all by itself. I guess sweat is all you need to unlock locked phones?
Fortune cookie plus and extra bit in the same package.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fortune cookie plus and extra bit in the same package.
Good thing I'm an on-time person who shows up before appointment times. Got to the doctor's office at 10:45am for my 11:15am appt. It's now 12:15p. And I'm still waiting to be seen. Regular visit, not an emergency. Emergency room waits are about 14hrs. AmERIcAN heAltHcAre is numb'r one! /sarcasm
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good thing I'm an on-time person who shows up before appointment times. Got to the doctor's office at 10:45am for my 11:15am appt. It's now 12:15p. And I'm still waiting to be seen. Regular visit, not an emergency. Emergency room waits are about 14hrs. AmERIcAN heAltHcAre is numb'r one! /sarcasm
Looking for a photo that will work for a "Thanksgiving Food Drive" on Shutterstock and the ai slop has taken over. WTF.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Looking for a photo that will work for a "Thanksgiving Food Drive" on Shutterstock and the ai slop has taken over. WTF.
Need to plant all 70 of these oak trees this weekend. Got 2 in the ground today before it got too dark to see anything at 5pm.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Need to plant all 70 of these oak trees this weekend. Got 2 in the ground today before it got too dark to see anything at 5pm.
The Big Beautiful Bill Trump has been raving about.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Big Beautiful Bill Trump has been raving about.
All of these Byrna gun commercials on TV are Ai slop.
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
All of these Byrna gun commercials on TV are Ai slop.
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
None of these people are real. Just saw a lady (meant to be a looter) in the background carrying a bag of groceries that turns into a handbag and back into a bag of trash as she moves across the screen. youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo?...
Paused the video at just the rigjt spot.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Paused the video at just the rigjt spot.
This band on SNL has a wall of half and quarter stack guitar amps and that aesthethic doesn't fit this style of music at all.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This band on SNL has a wall of half and quarter stack guitar amps and that aesthethic doesn't fit this style of music at all.
I think i know what Trump was trying to write years ago when he wrote "Covfefe" on twitter. I think he was googling for this anti-psychotic drug "Cobenfy" I just saw advertised on TV.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think i know what Trump was trying to write years ago when he wrote "Covfefe" on twitter. I think he was googling for this anti-psychotic drug "Cobenfy" I just saw advertised on TV.
Extra Cat looked tired until i said his name.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Extra Cat looked tired until i said his name.
"Come down to 'My Nephew's Passion is Graphic Design' bag of dog food if you want an ass-kicking." -Drew Toothpaste, probably
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Come down to 'My Nephew's Passion is Graphic Design' bag of dog food if you want an ass-kicking." -Drew Toothpaste, probably
There are some stupid propositions on the ballot here in Texas. #16 is a complete waste of money and effort on making an amendment to explicitly say that non-citizens cannot vote ‐ which is pointless because non-citizens already cannot vote.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There are some stupid propositions on the ballot here in Texas. #16 is a complete waste of money and effort on making an amendment to explicitly say that non-citizens cannot vote ‐ which is pointless because non-citizens already cannot vote.
🎵 It's the worst, dark-too-damn-early time of the yeeeeaaaar.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🎵 It's the worst, dark-too-damn-early time of the yeeeeaaaar.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Falling back blows. Dark at 5pm and by mid winter that time rolls back to about 3:30-4pm.
Spooooooky stack of tiiiiires.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Spooooooky stack of tiiiiires.
Here's one for @thekenchilds.com . Saw this Deplorean Dumpster as I left a restaurant earlier.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Here's one for @thekenchilds.com . Saw this Deplorean Dumpster as I left a restaurant earlier.