mirpoix
@mirpoix.bsky.social
I don't even know dude. I just work here
I took two days off PTO this week to just kinda have it without a purpose. I sure love not being at work
February 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I took two days off PTO this week to just kinda have it without a purpose. I sure love not being at work
Optional stuff at the dentist is so funny they're like "okay we'll get some pricing put together.. it's 2000 dollars would you like to schedule that" fuck no God damn bitch
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Optional stuff at the dentist is so funny they're like "okay we'll get some pricing put together.. it's 2000 dollars would you like to schedule that" fuck no God damn bitch
Just need a partner that tells me we're going to do something and we do it so I can be like "haha yay ❤️"
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Just need a partner that tells me we're going to do something and we do it so I can be like "haha yay ❤️"
year of the gay horse welcome back umamusume
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
year of the gay horse welcome back umamusume
Man I'm taking some networking classes at community college and I don't know how much it'll actually get me a job but I have a single in person class that meets once a week and it's frustrating how much it could have been an email
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Man I'm taking some networking classes at community college and I don't know how much it'll actually get me a job but I have a single in person class that meets once a week and it's frustrating how much it could have been an email
It's always a little surprise on this website when something gets tagged as sexual content and then it actually is. Like most of the time it's just some artistic nudity or two people who look like they might be naked
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
It's always a little surprise on this website when something gets tagged as sexual content and then it actually is. Like most of the time it's just some artistic nudity or two people who look like they might be naked
Forgot it was Valentine's Day I didn't study
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Forgot it was Valentine's Day I didn't study
Made cookies that turned out wrong and crumbly but they taste fine
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Made cookies that turned out wrong and crumbly but they taste fine
Look at the texture of this, it's like when you put a teddy bear in the dryer and it's ruined forever. This shit wants to be a Sherpa liner but it's not really soft, the best way to describe it is offensive I hate touching it
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Look at the texture of this, it's like when you put a teddy bear in the dryer and it's ruined forever. This shit wants to be a Sherpa liner but it's not really soft, the best way to describe it is offensive I hate touching it
I work at a certain modular furniture store, it's kinda wild how every week there it kinda feels like the company is going to go under but they're still trying to convince shareholders it's not poisonous. Like idk man it's a good couch but it feels like you hate the custos
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I work at a certain modular furniture store, it's kinda wild how every week there it kinda feels like the company is going to go under but they're still trying to convince shareholders it's not poisonous. Like idk man it's a good couch but it feels like you hate the custos
Damn out here with sore breasts these bitches haven't even come in yet
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Damn out here with sore breasts these bitches haven't even come in yet
Its comfortable when things stay the same, I didn't wanna spend money anyway
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Its comfortable when things stay the same, I didn't wanna spend money anyway
sometimes you just gotta get stoned and walk an NPC route in your house
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
sometimes you just gotta get stoned and walk an NPC route in your house
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
I think the only thing keeping em from getting a cat isn't the cost of keeping it alive but just the fact that I gotta prepare to have things not get knocked over. I don't have a lot of fragile stuff but those bastards sure get into everything
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I think the only thing keeping em from getting a cat isn't the cost of keeping it alive but just the fact that I gotta prepare to have things not get knocked over. I don't have a lot of fragile stuff but those bastards sure get into everything
It's cool that my job is easy but it sucks that I need more money. that isn't how this should work if we're being honest
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It's cool that my job is easy but it sucks that I need more money. that isn't how this should work if we're being honest
I don't know if I'll ever be as cool or interesting as I want to be. I guess that's not something for me to gauge though
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I don't know if I'll ever be as cool or interesting as I want to be. I guess that's not something for me to gauge though
Oooh we're in the awkward phase of growing my hair out I gotta dig deep
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Oooh we're in the awkward phase of growing my hair out I gotta dig deep
Doing math to help a pretty woman get the couch she wants because I believe in women's rights to have a white couch that will genuinely get so dirty
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Doing math to help a pretty woman get the couch she wants because I believe in women's rights to have a white couch that will genuinely get so dirty
I wonder if I got off antidepressants if I would want to bake again. Baking kind of bummed me out because it's an effort pit that never really feels like it pays off
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I wonder if I got off antidepressants if I would want to bake again. Baking kind of bummed me out because it's an effort pit that never really feels like it pays off
Let's see.. today I made freezer burritos, went for a lil hot girl walk, did a bit of coursework. Kind of a nice faux Sunday for me
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Let's see.. today I made freezer burritos, went for a lil hot girl walk, did a bit of coursework. Kind of a nice faux Sunday for me
Had a nice impromptu conversation with an old coworker and might have made plans to go bowling. We both flake out on everything so we'll see if that's even true
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Had a nice impromptu conversation with an old coworker and might have made plans to go bowling. We both flake out on everything so we'll see if that's even true
My old workplace I left on not great terms with used a picture of me working an event for them. Lame. guess I'll post a petty comment on it
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
My old workplace I left on not great terms with used a picture of me working an event for them. Lame. guess I'll post a petty comment on it
I've got two days off I think I'm gonna buy a pork shoulder, roast it off and shred it to make freezer burritos. Rice beans meat, then I can have a side or condiment that changes it enough to keep it interesting
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I've got two days off I think I'm gonna buy a pork shoulder, roast it off and shred it to make freezer burritos. Rice beans meat, then I can have a side or condiment that changes it enough to keep it interesting
It's nice to get out of work, hit the pen and paint your nails. I'm not even that good at doing my nails but I do kinda like hopeless skills that the task is really easy to fuck up.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It's nice to get out of work, hit the pen and paint your nails. I'm not even that good at doing my nails but I do kinda like hopeless skills that the task is really easy to fuck up.