Haley🌿🏹🦌
@mirkwooddruid.bsky.social
another forest hermit from the pacific northwest
Damn mom wiped out everything on my wishlist (mostly necessities - pants, shampoo, conditioner, leave in, a similar olive green dress, a game and 2 books) except the brown dress and ankle length hooded cardigan I found. What a life saver I love my mom.
(This is a brag post about my birth giver)
(This is a brag post about my birth giver)
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Damn mom wiped out everything on my wishlist (mostly necessities - pants, shampoo, conditioner, leave in, a similar olive green dress, a game and 2 books) except the brown dress and ankle length hooded cardigan I found. What a life saver I love my mom.
(This is a brag post about my birth giver)
(This is a brag post about my birth giver)
I’m bleeding and hormonal and all I want is a dirt cake Ben and Jerry’s and I can’t afford one. This is so misogynistic.
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m bleeding and hormonal and all I want is a dirt cake Ben and Jerry’s and I can’t afford one. This is so misogynistic.
What the hell is wrong with my cat?? Weird little creature
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What the hell is wrong with my cat?? Weird little creature
I’ve been thinking about it all year anyway since mom got me the 1st sweater for Christmas last year but the way Derek acts up whenever I post or send him a pic in dark brown is assuring me again that I want to find and wear more dark brown
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’ve been thinking about it all year anyway since mom got me the 1st sweater for Christmas last year but the way Derek acts up whenever I post or send him a pic in dark brown is assuring me again that I want to find and wear more dark brown
My sister left so I went in her room where I’m not allowed bc I wanted to see the cats and Theo started rubbing his face on my toes
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My sister left so I went in her room where I’m not allowed bc I wanted to see the cats and Theo started rubbing his face on my toes
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I AM THANKFUL FOR AUTUMN RAIN
a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
ALT: a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
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November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I AM THANKFUL FOR AUTUMN RAIN
My nephew asked me to draw 15 hearts and teach him how to draw one and we ended up with a butt
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My nephew asked me to draw 15 hearts and teach him how to draw one and we ended up with a butt
Karma wouldn’t stop talking and I said “Santa only comes for quiet girls” and mom said “well that rules you out” (I’m a yapper once I’m comfortable enough with you)
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Karma wouldn’t stop talking and I said “Santa only comes for quiet girls” and mom said “well that rules you out” (I’m a yapper once I’m comfortable enough with you)
Just got to my mom’s and this thing got so excited she peed herself and now she’s guarding me while it’s my turn 😭💚
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just got to my mom’s and this thing got so excited she peed herself and now she’s guarding me while it’s my turn 😭💚
It’s too bad Spyro enter the dragonfly is like the worst game ever and a stain on the spyro legacy cause the aesthetic of honey marsh is so cozy to me. At least we have honey speedway in spyro 3.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It’s too bad Spyro enter the dragonfly is like the worst game ever and a stain on the spyro legacy cause the aesthetic of honey marsh is so cozy to me. At least we have honey speedway in spyro 3.
In a few hours I get to snuggle my dog and hug my mom and this time tomorrow I get to eat a juicy flavorful turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and nobody can stop me from being STOKED
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In a few hours I get to snuggle my dog and hug my mom and this time tomorrow I get to eat a juicy flavorful turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and nobody can stop me from being STOKED
If I act like a smug, bitter, misanthropic, petty edgelord when I’m 35 just take me out back and tell me bout the rabbits
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I act like a smug, bitter, misanthropic, petty edgelord when I’m 35 just take me out back and tell me bout the rabbits
Can you block back people who blocked you on here or is it like Twitter was? I can’t remember which app lets you mutually block someone
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can you block back people who blocked you on here or is it like Twitter was? I can’t remember which app lets you mutually block someone
Oh. That’s how I could manipulate myself into not hating grocery shopping anymore… treasure hunting. A scavenger hunt. Derek’s dad tricks to make mundane things fun work on me more than his kid lmao. I loved when we had scavenger hunts in elementary school.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh. That’s how I could manipulate myself into not hating grocery shopping anymore… treasure hunting. A scavenger hunt. Derek’s dad tricks to make mundane things fun work on me more than his kid lmao. I loved when we had scavenger hunts in elementary school.
I hope mother lets me, the only not a mom in the family, make the moms pudding again
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I hope mother lets me, the only not a mom in the family, make the moms pudding again
he hates having his picture taken
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
he hates having his picture taken
Thursday I complained to my mom that he never sleeps on my bed anymore and then he immediately said he wanted on my lap and I let him and now this has been my life the past few days I just hold him as long as my arms can handle it or I am a bed
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thursday I complained to my mom that he never sleeps on my bed anymore and then he immediately said he wanted on my lap and I let him and now this has been my life the past few days I just hold him as long as my arms can handle it or I am a bed
Learning to forgive myself for all the mistakes I ever made because I didn’t understand social rules and cues. I can recall embarrassing moments from 2nd grade. I think an eight year old should have some grace for being lonely and confused.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Learning to forgive myself for all the mistakes I ever made because I didn’t understand social rules and cues. I can recall embarrassing moments from 2nd grade. I think an eight year old should have some grace for being lonely and confused.
I wonder what decided to munch on a leaf for the first time and just thought “wet crunchy (:” and spread the message
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wonder what decided to munch on a leaf for the first time and just thought “wet crunchy (:” and spread the message
Every time I am listening to black metal I start thinking about working out again because I liked how my arms and shoulders looked in my tank tops but as soon as I’m listening to or doing literally anything else I snap out of it
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Every time I am listening to black metal I start thinking about working out again because I liked how my arms and shoulders looked in my tank tops but as soon as I’m listening to or doing literally anything else I snap out of it
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November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I loved the holidays back when you guys first knew me, now I dread them so much. One day I will get to love them again, I’m speaking it to the stars.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I loved the holidays back when you guys first knew me, now I dread them so much. One day I will get to love them again, I’m speaking it to the stars.
I don’t wanna hear this administration say shit about a war on Christmas cause it’s cancelled on my part this year, I need hygeine products, leggings and a hair trim. Maybe a little fuckin respect too if it’s not too much to ask. I want to leave this place so bad man.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don’t wanna hear this administration say shit about a war on Christmas cause it’s cancelled on my part this year, I need hygeine products, leggings and a hair trim. Maybe a little fuckin respect too if it’s not too much to ask. I want to leave this place so bad man.
I love having resting bitch face when it makes weird old men leave me alone but I hate having rbf bc 20s-30s women keep looking at me intimidatedly and I can’t make my face stop looking like I’m about to pull a tomahawk out of my ass
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love having resting bitch face when it makes weird old men leave me alone but I hate having rbf bc 20s-30s women keep looking at me intimidatedly and I can’t make my face stop looking like I’m about to pull a tomahawk out of my ass