Minturn Alexander
@minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
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Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
The weather app is telling me it's snowing, but my eyes are telling me it's not - hard to know who to believe.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The weather app is telling me it's snowing, but my eyes are telling me it's not - hard to know who to believe.
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
I really want to befriend the local group of crows (there should be a word for that) who live in my garden, but I'm kind of shy and don't want to make the first move, I'm scared of their rejection.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I really want to befriend the local group of crows (there should be a word for that) who live in my garden, but I'm kind of shy and don't want to make the first move, I'm scared of their rejection.
She running up that hill
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She running up that hill
Honestly, nothing beats being a Catholic child at Christmas time. The excitement, the fear the shame the incense it was great. Take me back
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Honestly, nothing beats being a Catholic child at Christmas time. The excitement, the fear the shame the incense it was great. Take me back
Built for snuggles, but kept given struggles 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Built for snuggles, but kept given struggles 🥺
I've finally reached the age where new slang enrages me. I hate, hate hate "cracked"
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I've finally reached the age where new slang enrages me. I hate, hate hate "cracked"
Literally me around anyone taller. 🥺
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Literally me around anyone taller. 🥺
This is the life I am meant to be living, an enormous pig just getting scrubbed down - not spreadsheets and winter depression. 😞
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This is the life I am meant to be living, an enormous pig just getting scrubbed down - not spreadsheets and winter depression. 😞
Should I.... Perm my little mullet tail? Is that a thing?
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Should I.... Perm my little mullet tail? Is that a thing?
Wow. I knew it, you heard it here first.
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wow. I knew it, you heard it here first.
Plz ignore my "moo deng"- like neck rolls but I fear this is the end. I am mortally ill. If you could all pray for me, PayPal me and/or cashapp, a blank check? Nudes/their financial equivalent then I think it would help ease me into the abyss that awaits, kthnkzbye xox
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Plz ignore my "moo deng"- like neck rolls but I fear this is the end. I am mortally ill. If you could all pray for me, PayPal me and/or cashapp, a blank check? Nudes/their financial equivalent then I think it would help ease me into the abyss that awaits, kthnkzbye xox
Timuoxi cha le mei
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Timuoxi cha le mei
Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam has banned all purchases of gum so instead I had to buy these 5€ mints & DUTCH PEOPLE explain yourselves, these are truly the nastiest most unplesanant things I've ever had in my mouth, the shape thickness and mouth feel of a hockey puck with this sacharrine sickliness
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam has banned all purchases of gum so instead I had to buy these 5€ mints & DUTCH PEOPLE explain yourselves, these are truly the nastiest most unplesanant things I've ever had in my mouth, the shape thickness and mouth feel of a hockey puck with this sacharrine sickliness
It's time ❄️☃️
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's time ❄️☃️
Waitress puts this down looks at me nervously... Walks away and comes back with her phone translator app up "Sir, do you perhaps need a fork?" 😅
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Waitress puts this down looks at me nervously... Walks away and comes back with her phone translator app up "Sir, do you perhaps need a fork?" 😅
Cultural appropiATE
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cultural appropiATE
So, I'm really ill I thought it was just the Beijing pollution or that pig bite but I think it's something worse I have just coughed up my pleura. I need attention, I'm also horny which is a weird symptom but...
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So, I'm really ill I thought it was just the Beijing pollution or that pig bite but I think it's something worse I have just coughed up my pleura. I need attention, I'm also horny which is a weird symptom but...
Born to be Fergalicious and forced to be 2000 and late 😪
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Born to be Fergalicious and forced to be 2000 and late 😪
No wonder Tony Blair was doing too much, weapon of mass destruction...I'm sure. If you look like this hit me up xox
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No wonder Tony Blair was doing too much, weapon of mass destruction...I'm sure. If you look like this hit me up xox
I'm not saying I'd be that dodgy character in a Zombie movie that hides that they were bit, but... I just got back from China and that pig I was playing with bit me several times and now my uvula is very swollen, it could be a fun new zoonotic disease but... I'm still goimg out in public xox
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm not saying I'd be that dodgy character in a Zombie movie that hides that they were bit, but... I just got back from China and that pig I was playing with bit me several times and now my uvula is very swollen, it could be a fun new zoonotic disease but... I'm still goimg out in public xox
Not like the other boys, Iive a more analogue life. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Not like the other boys, Iive a more analogue life. 😂
Did I buy this lubricant just for the packaging? No, but was a large part of the decision making process.? Yes.
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Did I buy this lubricant just for the packaging? No, but was a large part of the decision making process.? Yes.