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Zalkyrie
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Mage, Moron, and Moob-enjoyer
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He caught you staring.

Well? Don't keep him waiting.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
and with that octummber 2025 is DONE

i wana give a quick shoutout and thank you to all the support throughout! especially to those who commented, i am a lil shy about replying (sorry!) but know i read every comment and i appreciate every one thank you!
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
31 - Monumental
He. Was. Massive. Completely overshadowing his initial size, his gluttony and hedonism leading to thousands of pounds of fat on his frame. He enjoyed the feeling of every pound added. And he wanted his friends to enjoy it too. Heres to another few thousand pounds!
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
30 - Immobile
Magic had been a huge help through his gaining. But even magic has its limits. Try as he might, his levitation just wasn't strong enough to heave himself off the ground. Any few centimetres in height rendered pointless as his gut drooped down to pool beneath him.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
29 - Crack
Learning magic was the smartest thing he had done. As wonderful as the feeling of getting fatter was, reaching around his mass to take care of the 'needs' it drew out of him would have been impossible. If not for a few spells he had picked up.
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
28 - Belch
Zalk tried to keep a confident persona as they flirt with the wizard, but a single gust of wind past their face is enough to fluster them into submission, too needy to relay their desires.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
[ #FART ALT]
At his shear size, outbursts like this were only natural. He tried keeping them to private areas, but when he's stuffing himself this much, sometimes he can't hold back. At least Sous doesn't seem to mind!
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
27 - Glutton
His hunger was almost endless at this point, he could down more food than most could eat in a day. Multiple times over. Thankfully, he knew a restaurant that would be more than happy to cater to his needs. As well as a chef that would provide a fantastic... 'service' with his meals.
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
26 - Guzzle
Some might call it greedy, but Richter knows that you shouldn't waste sustenance, or pass on the opportunity to get your fill. The fact they get to enjoy the sensation of stuffing their guts full is just a happy coincidence. One they'll revel in with Volun till the tanks are dry.
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
25 - Parade
There was no chance of him blending in at the size he was. He caught the eye of many passers by. Many stares lingered on his curves as he waddled down the streets. And he liked it. He wanted everyone to see just how fat he was. If they were going to stare, may as well give them a show!
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
24 - Air
Waddling along, feeling your mass bounce as you drag your gut around was fun, but tiring. But Volun knew how to keep trucking along even after running out of breath. Levitation lets him journey through the air, his weight drooping beneath him, as he idly jiggles and fondles his hard work...
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
23 - Wash
Showering was a challenge now. Not only could he no longer reach under many of his new folds, having to rely on spectral hands to clean where he couldn't, but he barely fit into the shower too. Only just squeezing in, having to press his belly and moobs against the cool glass panel.
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
22 - Carry
He was getting big. Heavy. ...Cumbersome. This is where levitation spells came in handy, able to ease the burden of his mass. But sometimes, you can't beat the classic spectral hands. Sometimes how it squeezes your flab, and reaches what you can no longer reach, better suits your needs...
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
21 - Reinforce
He was too big to risk only one stool supporting his frame. And even with one under each cheek, they still creaked ominously. He didn't care though, he was just glad to kick off the tattered remains of his clothes and take a seat.
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
20 - Struggle
Top undone to let himself air out. Pants at his ankles, torn like many before them. He takes a breather, his gut resting on the next two steps. He's only halfway done... He grabs his heft, one hand on a love handle, another using his navel as a grip. This'll take a while...
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
19 - Torn
Voluns pants started as a rather loose, comfortable and stylish article. But as he ballooned in size, they had started hugging his legs tighter and tighter. It was only inevitable that they gave up, finally reaching a breaking point, giving everyone a peak at the prize beneath.
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
18 - Cake
Volun typically chose to gorge himself on the rich savoury foods over the sweet ones, but he wasn't going to pass an opportunity to eat. The sweet, fluffy and decadent cakes provided were a delight to down with Monarch. A reminder he should keep his mind (and belly) open to other options!
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
17 - Assistance
Volun often found his thighs and jiggling middle brushing against doorframes as he passed through at his new size. It wouldn't be long before he would really need help to squeeze though, but why not play it up a little while he has the chance with an easily flustered mage?
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
16 - Panting
He tried to up his pace as he walked to the store. But a speedwalk with his extra mass turned out to be a challenge. He used to be able to jog for ages, and yet his speedy waddle had left him gasping for air. Despite having to get his breath back, the contrast was delicious to him.
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
15 - Seat
He just kept growing. Fatter and fatter. It was driving Gauntlet nuts. Volun of course wasn't blind to this fact, teasing the knight any time they were together. He isn't totally cruel though, he knew they were pent up. And so, an offer was made. And Gauntlet knew exactly what they wanted.
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
14 - Drunk
When the invitation to hit up the local bar came Voluns way, he was more than happy to join. Being heavier set, it was going to take more drinks to feel anything. And yet, both of them made sure to solve that problem. Enjoying the buzz, and company, they had the key to a great night.
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
13 - Rodomantade
Volun was always down for friendly competition, and his new appetite had brought about a new skill to test. And who better to test it with than someone who seems to have been gaining just as much as you have! It'll be a close challenge, but at least they'll both get a good feed!
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
12 - Stroll
The local park was a lovely place to take a walk without leaving the city. It was a nice scenic route and an excuse to get some air. It was normally an effortless and relaxing activity, but he found himself running a little hot walking through lately. It's anyone's guess as to why.
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
11 - Mirror
Mirrors had slowly started gaining an appeal to Volun. They were handy at letting yourself from a new angle. And with how hard it was getting to look over his overhanging middle, he appreciated the ability to take in every soft curve of himself.
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
10 - Rotund
Volun is fat. This is a fact no one, not even himself would argue with. He wouldn't want to. He liked it. He loved it in fact. Seeing his frame grow, feeling himself get softer, it excited him. And yet... he wanted more. He wanted to be even fatter.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM