Nobody touch the monkey paw....

Yeah, I'll probably come round to it being funny eventually. And yeah, if anyone else was going to get a surprise championship I would be ok with it.

I feel like these were my school shoes in the 90s

You might as well. Shy bairns get nowt after all

Lob perfection. Tbh, three out of the four goals were absolute belters

It'll probably hit women more than men too. In some places, jewellery is the only wealth that women can have.

It is but I was rooting for her.

Well fuck....

I was just thinking that this is excellent timing for the BBC!

It's like all the school bullies got into journalism

Can concur. If it's not a vape shop, it's a barbers or a car wash. I suspect the latest new one is container storage places because they're popping up all over too.