J'aurais dit les Hornets

Lakers et Celtics ?

What about Mitchell and Josh?

10 NBA Championships
7 Finals MVPs
3 MVPs
1 bestselling book: "Left, Right, Centered"

🐐 Epilogue: The Barbershop in the Sky
In 2040, Jordan, LeBron, and Kareem invite Julius to the Mount Rushmore of Basketball.

He politely declines.

"Let the mountain come to me.", he says, as MSG is renamed The Garden of Julius.

📒 Chapter 4: The Goatening (2032-2034)
At age 39, Julius enters Phase III: The Philosopher-King Era.

Wins 2 more rings as player-coach of the Knicks

Teaches a masterclass at Harvard: "Positional Fluidity and Inner Peace"

Unveils a statue of himself - it's just his shoulder - in MSG

Jalen Brunson retires in 2030, whispering,

"We just rode the Randlewave…"

📙 Chapter 3: Dynasty in Denim (2027–2031)
After winning 5 straight NBA titles with the Knicks, Randle:

Drops a quadruple-double in Game 7 vs. the Thunder
Mentors Bronny James, who calls him "Uncle Juice"
Launches a sneaker line called "The Shoulders of Greatness"

📗 Chapter 2: Return of the Randle (2026)
Julius returns. But he's changed. Slimmer. Smarter. Stronger. No more forced left-handed drives into triple teams. Now he's:

Dishing 9 assists per game
Shooting 43% from 3
Guarding 1 through 5

And... meditating during timeouts

The Knicks go 68–14.

He trains with monks, not to find peace - but to unlock the final form of his basketball soul.

"They said I couldn't pass. I passed… enlightenment."

📘 Chapter 1: The Fall and the Fire (2025)
After another disappointing playoff exit with the Knicks, Julius Randle disappears from the public eye. Rumors swirl: injury? retirement? Europe?

Instead, he's in a monastery in Tibet.

They took Dlo, now Schroder. Next LeBron?😅

Happy to see our Precious back!

Let’s go!!