TSA-holes is *chef’s kiss*

Neopets dot com has a giant omelette that is guarded by a neopet named Sabre-X. He basically guards it and if you try to take seconds he tells you “only one helping per day!” An iconic part of the Neopets lore.

So finally someone gets us checked out and then the baby poops as soon as she’s in the car seat 😭😭 and my pain meds have worn off I just wanna go home lol

Well, to be fair, there ARE windows. But they have a frosted coated on them so thick that light barely comes in. They might as well be walls.

2 call 2 furious