…Good thing I beat the hardest part (which is to go for the first time) and learnt how everything works, so I don’t need to interact with anyone ever again 🥳

Thatvsaid, the sad truth is that I am in really bad shape. I have always defended that “round” is a shape, but this is a slippery slope, and I better do something about it…

In my defence, I chose my garments rather poorly. Now that I must wear a top to cover my new features, I opted for a rash vest and THE MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO MURDER ME by multiplying its weight 😤 I felt like fricking Goku training with weights for the kicks. Even the fricking sleeves were heavy, ffs

That’s insane. Brava! 👏👏👏

By the time I reached Ikea, I felt like singing, “There’s a Light” as I left the car 🤣

At some point I got lost, like, very, VERY lost. Soon after I left the motorway and ended up in the middle of nowhere, not a soul on sight, I thought, “this feels like RHPS. I’m just missing a Janet, or a Brad.” and SWEAR TO GOD, a fricking manor suddenly appear in front of me.

The weather was nice when I left home but soon it started to pour cats and dogs, which didn’t help with the new experience of using GPS and trying to find my way.

YEEESSSH! <3

I’m thrilled by the concept alone <3