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MindlessGonzo
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It all makes sense when you know... they're all really closeted.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
That reminds me, I do need an mp3 player with an FM radio again... would free my smartphone up a whole lot.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Don't think I ever saw this character before...
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just as long as you got the space for them.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What, for some odd reason, were grounds to be impeached:
-feet on the Oval Office desk
-a tan suit
-a salute with a coffee
-The Affordable Care Act
-allowing trans to use the bathroom of new gender
-making a Marine hold umbrella
-a birther conspiracy
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sorry, this was all I kept thinking of when looking at this.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Felt jilted. It came with no food. :(
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So we can do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
a group of men in monkey costumes with the caption you and me baby aint nothin but mammals
ALT: a group of men in monkey costumes with the caption you and me baby aint nothin but mammals
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The strange pizza grilled cheese sandwich was alright. But good lord, it was greasy!
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Dubai-style chocolate is actually really fucking good, but you bet my broke ass ain't gonna do this again. Not to worry, tho, I'm still financially OK.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Jack probably blocked it out his brain in hopes he wasn't secretly gay himself, and worse yet, a gay furry.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I'm safe. Fuck the rest of ya. Just make some more babies so I can boast to the world we make more babies."
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Does it have to be hardboiled? I like my eggs cooked to over hard.
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BTW, super awkward. It's slowest speed has me feeling like i'm going backwards at my normal speed.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Sometimes all it takes to make bullies take a step back is to resist. They prefer targets that don't fight back. Easier to push around.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It pays to keep people scared and mad...
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happened to me, too.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If they tried with Popeyes biscuits, charge them double. lol
There's legends of them being dry af.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Too fucking late, given the drama from them twisting major payment processors' arms.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They heard Joe Rogan take it for Covid and somehow survived, despite the med not even formulated for that kind of virus.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Don't tell me you're afraid to cough up your fair share, Newsom.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM